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Wooden Bat Katana 1.21

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of wielding basic weapons like a wooden baseball bat? Well, on this server, we upgrade you to a freakin’ katana! That’s right, you’ll be slicing and dicing those creepers like a samurai warrior on steroids. Join now for the ultimate weapon upgrade and become a Minecraft ninja in no time!

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	5832
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	8313

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	4886
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	9226
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crops Grown:	5408
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Potions Brewed:	175
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Emeralds Found:	3045	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dimension Hops:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	3382

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!