Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava and waterfalls? it’s like a theme park on steroids.
join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? not u, that’s for sure.
| Server IP | 38.133.155.215 |
|---|---|
| World Type | Survival |
| Game Mode | Vanilla |
| Difficulty | Hard |
Respect and Common Sense! Survive and Be Epic!
A: The server IP is 38.133.155.215
A: Yes, the server is 24/7 and you can play anytime.
A: You can go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build together.
A: The server offers protection from griefing, a dedicated server for optimal performance, and a friendly community atmosphere.
We have a trophy list that will make your head spin, with challenges that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our launch trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll want to watch it on repeat!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Vanilla SMT5 has been delisted – that’s how wild things get around here. And if you’re a fusion autist, we’ve got the perfect tools for you to create the most mind-blowing fusions imaginable.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items, battle fierce mobs, and build the most magnificent structures with your Azn waifu by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a loyal Azn waifu to protect and support you?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to finding your very own Azn waifu! Because if God didn’t want you to have one, he wouldn’t have made them, right?
Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.
So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!
Join now and experience the thrill of demanding apologies for every little mistake. Whether it’s forgetting a wallet or accidentally running over someone’s foot, our server is the perfect place to test your patience and see if you can get the apology you deserve. Plus, therapy sessions are available for those who need help navigating their guilt and shame levels while playing.
Don’t miss out on the drama, the fights, and the ridiculous excuses – join our server today and see if you can survive the never-ending quest for an apology!
