AbsurdSMP Server Information
Hello!
If you’re tired of big servers and want a more chill experience, then join the Absurd SMP. We have a jungle spawn, grief prevention, and voice chat support. Plus, no microtransactions or confusing spawn areas. It’s pretty new, so get in early. The server has 60 player slots, so bring your friends!
Rules:
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| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature |
|---|---|
| Map Start Date | 6/26/2024 |
| Features | Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Structure Packs, Master Stonecutter Recipes, More Food data pack, and more! |
| Applications | Apply Here |
| Server IP | Polycraft.mcserver.us |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Fill out the application form and get greylisted. |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we have various plugins and data packs activated. |
| What type of community does Poly-Craft have? | We focus on a tight-knit, friendly, and active community. |
| Can I chat with other players on Discord? | Yes, join our Discord server to chat with other players. |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about frostbite or polar bears sneaking up on you while you mine for diamonds. Instead, you can bask in the warm glow of lava lakes and build your dream castle on a tropical island made entirely of candy canes (yes, we said candy canes!).
And forget about those pesky Vikings raiding your villages – on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is a herd of friendly llamas stealing your diamonds to use as bling. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of Skittles.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the Nordic Region behind for good. Trust us, you won’t miss the cold weather or the endless nights – especially when you’re partying with creepers who can breakdance like nobody’s business.
But wait, it gets even better. Your finisher move, known as “The Dock Lock,” is a variation of the Million Dollar Dream that will leave your opponents gasping for air. Join our server and show off your stevedore skills as you climb the ranks to become the ultimate Minecraft wrestler. Trust us, Vincent K. McMahon would’ve adored this gimmick – so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Just like this couple’s debate over who gets the money, you’ll have to strategize and negotiate with other players to secure your share of the virtual riches. Will you split it evenly with your Minecraft family, or keep it all for yourself? The choice is yours!
But be warned, things can get heated just like in this story. Will you be accused of being selfish for wanting more diamonds? Will you have to defend your virtual family’s right to their share? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the drama unfold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and shoot laser beams from its eyes. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with untold riches and the admiration of all the other players.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even receive the weirdest compliment of all time – like how your pickaxe perfectly matches your shoes or how your crafting skills are so impressive they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, grab your trusty chicken steed and battle it out with other players in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive Ender Dragon Taming quest? Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a dragon in Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!
we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, or battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!!
our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the biggest, most epic castle you’ve ever seen!!! and don’t worry about losing your stuff, because the birds will remember where you left it and help you find it again!!!
so come join us on our server and experience the wild world of minecraft like never before!!! who knew birds could be so helpful in a video game?!?!
| Description | Details |
|---|---|
| Type | Modded SMP |
| Focus | Building a fun community |
| Launch Date | Friday, 5th of July |
Custom biomes from Terralith and Biomes O’ Plenty improved with continents and tectonic.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelist? | Yes, it is a whitelisted server. |
| How can I join? | You can join by joining the Discord server and following the instructions provided there. |
| What are the rules of the server? | The rules will be posted on the Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them. |
| Can I suggest new mods for the server? | Yes, suggestions for new mods are always welcome. You can discuss them on the Discord server. |
