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Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Buildings Constructed:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Towns Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Votes:	267
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

Alluring, attraction, cont’d, Daily, desire, FANTASY, Forbidden, infatuation, INTIMATE, irls, Jerk, Jerkcraft, Lust, Naughty, Obsession, pixels, Provocative, seduction, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

arrivederci, ciao, end of Italy, end of the line, end of the road, Farewell, farewell Italy, final farewell, Game, Goodbye, goodbye Italy, I’m sorry, It’s ovah, Italian farewell, Italian goodbye, italy, Last Goodbye, leaving Italy, moving on, Parting Ways, saying goodbye, steve

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Items Found:	5609
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Potions Brewed:	110	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

Abandoned, Bridge.., BridgeCraft, CREEPERS, Development, Direction, endermen, Forgotten, Game, gap, hideo kojima, Intended, Konami, Legacy, meme, metal gear solid, MGS2, Mgs4, narrative, Party, Plot, spin-off, Story, video game

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

#metoo movement, banter, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Fine, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, gender equality, Harassment, harassment awareness, harassment prevention, Inappropriate Behavior, line, METOO, Minecrafts, power dynamics, professional conduct, Respect, Respectful Interactions, sexual harassment, social cues, social norms, workplace behavior, workplace culture

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Items Found:	6981
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

big 3, big 3 influence, blocky, Bois, club, influence, long trail

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	443719	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!