so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can find rare mobs like borrelia and bartonella? well, this server is the place to be cuz we got almost 40% of patients with chronic lyme disease finding these crazy creatures, while the control group found 0% cuz they boring af. come join the madness and see what other insane mobs u can discover in our world. who needs normal mobs when u can have ones that make u question ur sanity? join now and let the chaos begin!
LymeCraft: Borrelia & Bartonella Madness
CatScratchCraze
So, like, this server is totally insane, man. Like, we got this theory that playing on our server can, like, cure cat-scratch disease or something. I mean, who needs doctors when you got Minecraft, right? And get this, dude, we also think it can, like, prevent psychotic disorders. Like, you’ll be so chill and relaxed after playing on our server, you won’t even remember what stress feels like. So, like, join now and say goodbye to all your problems, man. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.