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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3116 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2488 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”
