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CraftyDrunk Minecraft Server

alcohol-induced shenanigans, amusing anecdotes, bar culture, bar humor, bar industry, bar patrons, Bartenders, CraftyDrunk, crazy bar stories, customer interactions, drunken escapades, entertaining customers, funny drunk stories, hilarious antics, humorous incidents, intoxicated behavior, laugh out loud moments, Minecraft, nightlife tales, pub staff, reddit, Server, Wild nights

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: a drunk player stumbling around, trying to build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Hilarious, right? But that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and witness the chaos as players try to ride pigs off cliffs, build roller coasters that lead straight into lava pits, and try to tame creepers as pets. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even see a player try to fish with a diamond sword or challenge a zombie to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP

Breakup, Choices, Decision making, emotional fulfillment, empowerment, Financial Stability, freedom, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, left, Lifestyle, love, MONEY, personal growth, relationships, rich guy, RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP, Self Discovery, self worth, success, Women

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ores Mined:	4478
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!

Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.

So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mines Excavated:	1935	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crops Grown:	5416	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2751	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	712	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!