Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Bartender, bourbon, bullshit, cocktails, Drinking, drinks, Drunk, eight whiskey sours, fucking, hangover, happy hour, Minecraft, mixology, Party, recipe, smp, sour mix, SOURS, tipsy, whiskey, whiskey sours

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	New Chunks Explored:	265936
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Gentleman’sCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Bartender, bottle service, career choices, club environment, Decision making, emotional breakdown, family conflict, gentleman’s club, GentlemansCraft, income, INDEPENDENCE, job opportunity, Job Search, location tracking, Minecraft, nightlife, parental approval, personal boundaries, Safety concerns, Self Discovery, Server, work friend

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	1408	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all walks of life, even if you’re a recent college grad looking to bartend at a gentleman’s club! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to sneak out of your mom’s watchful eye to explore new opportunities.

Our server is a safe haven for those seeking excitement and new experiences, just like trying to navigate the seedy crowd of a gentleman’s club while keeping your keys hidden from your mom. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you as you try to balance your day job as a server with a night gig as a bottle service girl!

So come on, join us and let your inner rebel shine as you explore the unknown and maybe even find yourself in some sticky situations. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for Minecraft bartending that you never knew you had! It’s all about taking risks and living life to the fullest, just like trying to convince your mom that you’re a responsible adult capable of making your own decisions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

StepmomSquadShowdown

anger, Apologize.., Bartender, CANCELLED, Caretaker, Communication, Disrespect, Elise, family, Father, Friends, Gathering, host, Interrogating, Kids, Report, sleepover, StepmomSquadShowdown, stepmother, strip club

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	410009
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of dealing with nosy stepmothers and bartenders who can’t keep a secret? Then come join our Minecraft server where everyone minds their own business! No more drama, just building and exploring in peace.

We promise not to spill your secrets to your family members, unless it’s about how awesome your Minecraft creations are! Plus, we have a strict no-interrogation policy – your personal life is your own business.

And don’t worry about canceling any sleepovers to watch kids, because on our server, the only kids you’ll have to worry about are baby zombies. So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!

Cubixity: Where you can claim your land, build your towns, and accidentally start a war with your neighbors!

accidentally, Bartender, Brewery, BUILD, Bum, Claim, collective history, Cubixity, Diplomacy, early period, Empire, freedom, historians guild, History, Land, merchant, neighbors, Roleplay, Start, Towns, War, Wiki Page

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	218

Cubixity Minecraft Server

Overview

Welcome to Cubixity! We are a newly formed worldbuilding server focused on building history. Experience a true worldbuilding server with minimal admin intervention and a friendly staff team. No weird plugins, just pure worldbuilding.

What we offer

Server Features
Server at the beginning of history
Lands for claiming builds and diplomacy
Brewery for potions
Freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on wiki

Useful Links

Roleplay is encouraged, not required.

FAQ

Q: Is roleplay required on the server?

A: Roleplay is encouraged but not required. Feel free to engage in roleplay as much or as little as you’d like.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided on our website or through our Discord server.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or website for the full list of rules.

LuxeCraft Minecraft Server

artisanal mixology, ATTEND, Bartender, bespoke drinks, cocktail lounge, Emotional support, exclusive, Feelsbar Luxe, high end, intimate setting, LuxeCraft, luxury, Minecraft, Name your drink, personalized service, premium experience, Server, spill your woes, therapy session, top shelf spirits, top-notch service, unique cocktails, Upscale

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4155	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is imaginary drinks! Need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining? Just name your drink and our virtual bartender will whip it up for you in no time.

But that’s not all! Our bartender is also a therapist in disguise, ready to listen to all your virtual woes and provide you with some much-needed virtual advice. Need to vent about that creeper that blew up your house for the tenth time? Our bartender has got your back.

Join our server for a wild ride of virtual drinks, therapy sessions, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay thrown in there. Who knew a virtual bar could be so entertaining? So come on in, spill your virtual woes, and let our bartender attend to your every need. Cheers!

Cubixity – Worldbuilding | GeoPolitics | Roleplay | Java AND Bedrock

ADMIN, Adminshops, Bartender, bedrock, Brewery, Chestshops, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Economy, Empire, freedom, Geopolitics, History, java, King, Lands, merchant, Playershops, Politics, Potions, PvP, Roleplay, Semivanilla, Server, Shops, Slums, Staff, Survival, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to Cubixity!

We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Cubixity and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding

Become a powerful king ruling an empire spanning the globe, become a humble bartender, become a rich merchant and travel the world, or become a bum living in the slums of your local town.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history : This is a newly formed server that was only launched a few days ago. You will be apart of the early historical periods of this server

Lands: Used to claim your builds, for diplomacy with other nations and Wars.

Brewery: Get drunk, brew your own potions and much more!

The freedom of worldbuilding : You are able to do almost anything you desire in this server, as is worldbuilding.

Documented history : There will be a wiki page for the server, ran by the historians guild. By simply participating in the server you are adding to the collective history of the server.

Dynmap: https://map.cubixity.net/

Discord: https://discord.gg/e2uwgux3DQ

play.cubixity.net

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

accountant, Actor, Bartender, Chef, comedian, dj, Doctor, Event Planner, graphic designer, Lawyer, Minecraft, musician, painter, personal trainer, photographer, salesperson, Server, social media manager, Teacher, TipsyCraft, uber driver, Video editor, Writer

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8531	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GratefulCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, caregiving, caretaking, child rearing, dependency, family, Feeding, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, Nurturing, OBLIGATION, parenting, parents, provision, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shelter, Support, thankfulness, upbringing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to guilt trip you like your parents do! Join us and escape the clutches of parental guilt with our virtual world where you can thrive and build without any strings attached!

🤪 Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your epic building skills without any parental interference. No more being told to be grateful for basic necessities, here you can be as ungrateful as you want while building your dream world!

😜 Join us for a hilarious escape from reality and let loose in a world where you can be as ungrateful as you please without any consequences. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to call home? Let’s build and laugh together, join us now!

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

10 years ago, 7-1, anniversary, anniversary meme, Brazil, CraftyMFW, disbelief, EMBARRASSMENT, football, funny, meme, mfw, Minecraft, O HECK NO, reaction, Server, shock, Soccer, social media, sports, Upset, viral, World Cup

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

KidCraft Fun Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dealing with difficult family members, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, Family Values, family visits, Fun, generational differences, handling conflict, Identity, KidCraft, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Self Discovery, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, VALUES

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid all the family feuds and awkward dinners!

Join us and leave behind the days of being called names by your dad for having your own opinions. On our server, the only name-calling you’ll encounter is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Escape to our server where you can discuss movies and TV shows without fear of being shut down by your dad. In fact, we encourage lively discussions about all things pop culture – just leave the family drama at the door!

Forget about trying to navigate tense family dynamics, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about awkward encounters at the dinner table – unless you count the awkward encounters with creepers!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures and make new friends in the world of Minecraft? Plus, we promise there will be no one yelling “It’s a f** show!” in the middle of a restaurant – unless it’s a creeper blowing up your base!

PurrfectSnitchCraft

apartment, Appearance, baby monitor, Camera, cat sitter, Colleague, Confronting, daycare, fashion design, Financial, Housewife, husband’s friend, NANNY, NEGATIVE, NYC, Plain Jane, PurrfectSnitchCraft, stay at home, thank you gift, vanilla scented candle, well off

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cat sitters have drama worth tuning in for! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret camera footage, gossiping sitters, and vanilla scented revenge gifts.

Our server is so lit, even the cats are getting in on the action with their sneaky naps and nursery adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have a monitor app to catch all the juicy drama in real-time?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community where even the plain Janes get their moment to shine. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of a date night gone wrong in someone else’s apartment.

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let the drama unfold, one vanilla scented candle at a time!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

compatibility, dating apps, dating profile, dealbreaker, first impression, Minecraft, online dating, profile picture, red flag, red flag alert, red flag behavior, red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag sign, red flag warning, relationship, Server, Statement, swipe left, Swipecraft, turn off

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps because everyone seems so boring and basic? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and never worry about dealbreakers again, because we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match in the form of a blocky avatar. Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to building pixelated castles with your new pixel pals.

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to mine their way into your heart. From diamond hunters to redstone engineers, you’ll never run out of interesting characters to meet and mingle with.

So why waste your time on dating apps when you could be crafting your way to love on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start swiping right on a whole new level of fun and adventure!

BlockyBonerLand

awkward, BlockyBonerLand, body image, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny, humor, inappropriate, mens health, mens issues, mortifying, Public, random boner, self-conscious, sexual arousal, social faux pas, social situation, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, worst places

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of getting random boners in awkward places like the grocery store or at a family dinner? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing boners again! Our virtual world is boner-proof, so you can mine, build, and explore without any unexpected surprises popping up. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so boner-proof that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get a rise out of it. So come join us and say goodbye to awkward boners forever!

KamikazeCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, drone attacks, Insurgency, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, killing, Kurdish, kurdistan, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, PKK Rebels, rebel group, Server, Terrorism, Turkish bases, Turkish soldiers, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a kamikaze drone attacking turkish bases just like the kurdish pkk rebels! we have crazy battles and insane missions where you can take out enemy soldiers and be a total badass. join now and show off your skills in the ultimate war zone! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s goooooooo!

ZelenskiyCraft: Revenge of Ukraine

aggression, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Military Action, military response, peace talks, Politics, president, RETALIATION, Revenge, Russian strike, sanctions, security concerns, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine’s zelenskiy as our leader and he’s gonna get revenge on russia by building the biggest TNT cannon you’ve ever seen! watch out russia, we’re coming for you in blocky style! join now for a chance to be a part of this epic battle and help zelenskiy get his revenge in the most explosive way possible! BOOM!

CraftyCarbonCentral

agroecology, Biodiversity, carbon stocks, Central Europe, climate change mitigation, community resilience, CraftyCarbonCentral, ecological design, ecosystem restoration, environmental conservation, food security, green living, natural resource management, organic gardening, permaculture, permaculture principles, regenerative farming, soil quality, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable land management

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Villages Defended:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual trees and save the planet, bro! we got so much carbon stocks you’ll be breathing in that fresh air like a boss. our soil quality is off the charts, like seriously, you won’t find dirt this good anywhere else. and don’t even get me started on the biodiversity, we got so many virtual animals running around, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here. come join us and help save the virtual world, one block at a time!

Authentic Vanilla

Anarchy, authentic vanilla, ddos attacks, Discord, exploits, Fabric, glitches, hacked clients, java edition, Lag Machines, minecraft server, multiplayer compatible, Neverresets, no building requirements, no landclaims, planet minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Semianarchy, server performance, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla anarchy, Vanilla Gameplay, Vanillaanarchy, Version 1.21., War, World Borders

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

AboutAuthentic Vanilla is Java Edition Minecraft in its purest form. It is a “Vanilla Anarchy” server, meaning pretty much anything aside from hacking or exploits are allowed. The world, which will never be reset, is whatever you want it to be. Anything you can do in Mojang’s intended vanilla is fair game, you need not be bogged down by landclaims or building requirements or suffocating world borders. But be ware, the freedom to create also comes with the freedom to destroy, so keep what you make safe.

VanillaTo keep the server as authentically vanilla as possible, the server will be running Fabric rather than the more widely used, but much more invasive PaperMC. This means that farms that are known to not be multiplayer compatible due to PaperMC’s intrusive optimizations should work here, without it being at the expense of server performance.

VersionThe server will be launching on 1.21, and always update as soon as it can.

RulesThere are only 4 simple rules to ensure fair gameplay and the safety of players:

1. No hacked clients or other mods that give an unfair advantage2. No use of glitches or exploits to gain an unfair advantage3. Do not harm the server’s integrity through DDOS attacks or lag machines4. What happens in the block game stays in the block game, do not threaten people’s real life well being

Launch DayThe server will be launching later this month, likely Thursday the 18th or Friday the 19th. So now is the chance to get in early!

DiscordThe Discord will be the main way to connect with players outside the server and see relevant announcements relating to the server, so it is highly recommended to join: https://discord.gg/xDkcHja5

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