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Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson humor, Bart Simpson prank calls, Bart Simpson quotes, Bart’s, Calls, cell phone, cell phone culture, cellphone, classic tv, comedy, funny quotes, humor, humor in technology, iconic TV characters, modern communication, modern era, Nostalgia, phone pranks, prank, prank calls, Technology, television, the Simpsons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7449	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

NiojCraft Minecraft Server

animated, backwards, Bart Simpson, cartoon, catchphrase, eht, funny, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, nioj, NiojCraft, Quote, Server, the Simpsons, tv show, yellow family, Yvan

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chicken minions that will do your bidding. Need a castle built? Just ask the Chicken King and his army of feathered friends will have it done in no time.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of enchanted golden apples? It’s the thrill of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Remember, yvan eht nioj!

CraftyArms Minecraft Server

arms control, arms exports, arms industry, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArms, defense budget, defense sector, economic impact, european union, export regulations, geopolitical dynamics., germany, global security, international relations, military equipment, military industry, Minecraft, political decisions, security alliances, Server, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build weapons to export to Ukraine! we’re like the germany of minecraft, but way cooler. fight off creepers with tanks and blow up other players with missiles. it’s a warzone out there, but we’re winning with our insane armory. join now and be part of the action. let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

GazaCraft: Tanked Up!

ADVANCE, airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, Fighting, GazaCraft, ground invasion, Hamas, international community, Israeli defense forces, Israeli tanks, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, north Gaza, Palestinian territories, Rages, south Gaza, tanked, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	639160
Void Gems Collected:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Votes:	5734
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ISRAELI TANKS ADVANCE INTO AREAS IN NORTH AND SOUTH GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF FIGHTING, THEY’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE ARENAS!

JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FutureBasesBelongToUs77

amusement, back to the future, blade runner, Entertainment, event dates, Future, future generations, FutureBasesBelongToUs77, great-grandkids, humor, Nostalgia, Oct 21 2015, pop culture, Posting, predictions, Sci Fi, science fiction, social media, Technology, terminator, time travel

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Void Armor Forged:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We be out here havin’ a blast, postin’ about sci-fi events like Back to the Future and Terminator. Imagine in 77 years, our great-grandkids gonna be takin’ over all our bases like it’s nothin’! It’s gonna be lit, yo! So come join us and be part of this wild ride, cuz who knows what kinda craziness we gonna get up to next!

PainCraft T-Cell Wars

PainCraft, TCell, Wars

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

but dat ain’t all, we also got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game. we even got a dragon dat guards it, but don’t worry, he’s friendly as long as u bring him some diamonds.

oh and did i mention we have a secret portal dat takes u to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil witches? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Cobbleton Forever

+18, Applicants, apply, atmosphere, building, classic-style, collaboration, Community, cooperation, Destruction, ELEMENTS, Enjoy, Experience, Friendly, Graylist, modern touch, multiplayer, Positive, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Launched on 06/14/2024! A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.

We have a graylist, so feel free to join now and check us out. IP: play.cobbleton.com

When you are ready to gain full access, apply using the link below. Apply: https://cobbleton.com/apply

18+ applicants only please.

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, but also to supplement it with extra elements that we hope will make the multiplayer experience more enjoyable for everyone who wants to play. Some of these extra additions include:

play.cobbleton.com:25578

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.zf2i.vanillaboxmc.ru

GonerCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Albanian Muslim, Artificial Intelligence, artistic work, Automation, creative industries, creative jobs, Director, Finnish flower, future of work, GonerCraft, graphicians, innovation, Job Displacement, Minecraft, Mira Muratti, Muratti, Musicians, openai, Server, technological advancements, technology division

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3482	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Mira Muratti, the Albanian Muslim director of OpenAI’s AI technology division!

Join our server and witness the power of AI as it creates mind-blowing landscapes and epic music that will make your jaw drop. Say goodbye to mediocre graphics and boring tunes because on our server, only the best of the best will survive.

Who needs human graphic designers and musicians when you have AI creating masterpieces left and right? Join now and be a part of the revolution in Minecraft gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Amber Skitterfly Mount, Bullions spreadsheet, CraftyCraze, Dark Heart Content Update, Developer Chat, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, feature overview, General Resources, Minecraft, mists of pandaria, petopia, Pets, raider.io, remix, Server, summer fun, the war within, Trading Post, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, wow, wowhead

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	152
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.

We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu, with features like the War Within, Mists of Pandaria REMIX, and Dragonflight Dark Heart Content Update. And let’s not forget about our dynamic flight update – because who needs wings when you can fly like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got trading posts with items so rare, they make diamond armor look like leather. Plus, our community is tighter than a slime block – you’ll never mine alone!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the only thing scarier than missing out on all the fun!

ArrogantMeta Minecraft Server

Arrogant Meta, ArrogantMeta, Australia, Digital News, facebook, GOOGLE, Government, Journalism, Media, media industry, Minecraft, monetization, News, news outlets, News Publishers, online news, outlets, Pay, pm, Regulation, Server, social media, tech giants

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Potions Brewed:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Australia PM said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, yo. you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally meta, man.” and then he was all like, “yo, this server is so cool, it should pay outlets for news. that’s how awesome it is, man.” so, like, if the PM says it, you know it’s gotta be legit, right? join now and be part of the coolest server ever, man.

JewCraft: No Bombs Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, bombs, Condemnation, condemns, Conflict, extremism, FIRED, Global Issues, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jewcraft, MIDDLE EAST, october 7, opposition leader, political statements, sleeping Jews, Terrorism, turkish, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	834850	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, you gotta join this crazy Minecraft server, bro! We got so much epic stuff going on, it’s like a party in your computer! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens riding around on motorcycles, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base where you can battle evil llamas with laser eyes and ride on the backs of dragons that breathe fire emojis. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to find the hidden treasure guarded by a pack of ninja turtles wearing diamond armor.

Oh, and did I mention the disco party every night at the spawn point? It’s lit, fam. You’ll be dancing with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those flying pigs, they’re sneaky little buggers.