Barstoolsports Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Votes:	9217	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2603	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Animals Bred:	132
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Void Gems Collected:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	102
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).