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Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crops Grown:	2737
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6749
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	8280	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2537
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!