BARRAGE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MoscowDroneMayhem

aerial assault, Attack, BARRAGE, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, key regions, Military, military strategy, Moscow, MoscowDroneMayhem, national security, political tension, russia, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Towns Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo yo yo, dis server be crazier than Ukraine launching 144 drones on Russia, targeting Moscow and key regions! Join us for a wild ride through blocky madness and chaos like you’ve never seen before!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you the dankest loot in all the land. Our moderators are like ninja warriors, ready to battle any trolls or griefers that dare to mess with our epic creations.

Come build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with your homies in our pixelated paradise. This server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on speed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, Conflict, Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, idf, IDF officer, IDF soldier, Injuries, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, northern Israel, OFFICER, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6361	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9453	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even hezbollah wants to join in on the action! our battles are so intense, they reach all the way to northern israel! join us and you might just end up in a real-life war zone, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! our pvp matches are so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re dodging rockets and bullets left and right! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of battle like never before!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

BARRAGE, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Hamas, idf, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, north, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Upper Galilee, violence, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4729
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we be launchin rockets like it’s the 4th of July up in dis bish! we got da wildest battles happenin in Upper Galilee, it’s like a war zone up in here but wit blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and stuff. come join da madness and see if u can survive da rocket barrage! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

RocketRaidersMC

BARRAGE, border, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, emergency response, Injuries, Israel, Majdal Shams, MDA reports, MIDDLE EAST, News, north, rocket fire, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, Syria, Updates, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rocket fire you’ll experience is launching yourself into the sky with a TNT cannon! we guarantee eleven times the fun as you battle it out in the Majdal Shams area, dodging barrages of creepers and zombies. the MDA (Minecraft Defense Army) reports that the only wounds you’ll receive are from laughing too hard at our hilarious mods and crazy mini-games. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Fire & Bricks Minecraft Server

BARRAGE, Bricks, CASUALTIES, Conflict, emergency response, Fire, Hospital, Incident, Injuries, investigation, Israel, Majdal Shams, MDA, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, north, Reports, Server, Syrian border, Treatment, Updates, Wounded

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from real world problems like fires and barrages and stuff. u can build ur own virtual paradise and not worry about getting wounded cuz there ain’t no real danger here, just fun and games. plus, u might even find a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and gold! so come on, what u waiting for? join now and start crafting ur way to victory!

Pixel Pediatric Pummel Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, children’s hospital, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, humanitarian, innocent, International, Military, Minecraft, News, pediatric, PIXEL, pummel, russia, Server, strikes, Targeted, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Items Found:	7086	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of russia striking a children’s hospital in ukraine! build your own hospital and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the russian side and wreak havoc on innocent virtual patients.

we have custom weapons like exploding teddy bears and laser-guided pacifiers, plus special events where you can ride on the back of a virtual bear and drop bombs on unsuspecting players.

join now for a truly explosive gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and moral compass!

CrimeanCraft: ATACMS Barrage

air defenses, ATACMS, BARRAGE, Crimea, CrimeanCraft, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, Military operations, military technology, missile attack, russia, Ukraine, US-supplied, warfare tactics

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	251
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Buildings Constructed:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where Ukraine be strikin’ Russian air defenses in Crimea with a bunch of US-supplied ATACMS! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles!

You gotta see it to believe it, fam. The battles be epic, the explosions be lit, and the drama be real. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we steal from the enemy. Shh, don’t tell nobody!

So if you wanna experience the thrill of war without actually gettin’ hurt, come join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft war hero or somethin’. Just watch out for them pesky skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya. They ain’t playin’ around, man.

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Baguettes!

4koma, Baguettes, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBaguette, blue archive, Chaos, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, Crafting, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hinata, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Megu, News, Nodoka, Normals, PVs, Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, student council, The Fury of Set, UI

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Reason #1: Our server is filled with bag-guides that will lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms. You’ll be holding so many bags, you’ll feel like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve!

Reason #2: Want to join circles/clubs/friends that are out of this world? Our server is the place to be! You’ll make friends with creepers, hang out with Endermen, and party with the villagers like there’s no tomorrow.

Reason #3: Looking for some 4koma, manga, side content, PVs & shorts that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server has more epic content than a stack of enchanted books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SleeplessCraft: Where Insomnia Meets Creativity

can’t shut off brain, creativity, exhaustion, insomnia, Long day, meets, need rest, need sleep, need to sleep, restless, sleep deprivation, sleep struggles, Sleepless, sleepless and exhausted, sleepless and restless, sleepless and tired, sleepless hours, sleepless mind, sleepless night, sleepless nights, SleeplessCraft, tired, WiDE AWAKE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the mobs are as wild as your sleep schedule! Are you tired of boring servers where you can actually get a good night’s rest? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even remember what sleep feels like!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our INSANE custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about your lack of sleep. And don’t worry about getting tired, because our staff members are trained in the ancient art of keeping players awake with their hilarious jokes and antics.

So why sleep when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Who needs rest when you can be building the most ridiculous structures, battling the most outrageous mobs, and laughing until you cry with your new Minecraft buddies? Join us now and say goodbye to sleep forever! (Just kidding, please get some rest. But seriously, join our server.)

Speedy StarCraft

28.8, breakdown, Disappointment, Disaster, Etoile, Failure, Frustration, high speed, high speed train, HIGHSPEED Etoile, performance issues, problem solving, SPEED, Speedy, starcraft, technical issues, train malfunction, Troubleshooting, week 2, what the hell, wrong

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8745
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with madness and mayhem? Then look no further than our server!

Join us on Highspeed Etoile: 28.8 and experience the thrill of lightning-fast gameplay that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Our server is so fast that even the Ender Dragon can’t keep up!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this ghostly creature?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on Highspeed Etoile: 28.8 and see what the hell went so wrong in the most hilarious way possible!

Vending Machine Bandit’s Minecraft Emporium

bandits, crime, criminal act, dishonesty, Emporium, Guilty, guilty conscience, illegal, impulse, impulsive behavior, impulsive decision, Machine, Minecraft, moral dilemma, regret, regretful, snack, stealing, Stolen, temptation, theft, Unethical, Vending, Vending Machine, vending machine theft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Potions Brewed:	150
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing from vending machines is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited opportunities to loot, pillage, and plunder to your heart’s content.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow-colored creepers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our magical world is filled with enchanted forests, floating islands, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Join us for weekly disco parties in the Nether, where you can dance the night away with Zombie Pigmen and skeletons wearing top hats. Or test your skills in our parkour challenge, where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants you immortality.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCows Minecraft: Ruining India’s Global Image Since 2009!

Backlash, consequences, controversy, CraftyCows, criticism, damage control, diplomatic fallout, Global, global image, Government, image, Impact, India, Indias, international relations, leadership, media scrutiny, Minecraft, moment, Outrage, Politics, public perception, reputation, ruined, Ruining, scandal

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3175	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as we take you on a journey through the wildest virtual world imaginable!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of angry llamas come charging through, causing havoc everywhere! But fear not, for our server is equipped with llama whisperers who can calm even the wildest of beasts.

And let’s not forget about our legendary diamond rainstorms that occur every Tuesday at precisely 3:33 PM. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a secret enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might just become the next block-building legend that everyone talks about for centuries to come!

Cheater’s Paradise Minecraft Server

Achievements, Button, Challenges, Cheaters, Collectibles, completionist, Customization, Exploration, Features, Game, gameplay, Gaming, goals, Levels, Minecraft, Paradise, progress, Rewards, satisfaction, Secrets, Server, unlock everything, Upgrades

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Votes:	6178
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ores Mined:	8617
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have an exclusive feature that no other server has – the “unlock everything” button!

Imagine never having to grind for resources or items again – just press the button and watch as your inventory fills up with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear. It’s like having your own personal cheat code in real life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Island, where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil dragons with nothing but a stick and a dream.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come to let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep!

So come join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Zelensky’s Minecraft Mayhem

Accountability, career destruction, controversy, criticism, Democracy, elections, Government, JEWKRAINE, leadership, legitimacy, MAYHEM, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, power struggle, public opinion, Removal, Traitor, ukrainians, Zaluzhny, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Adventure server, where we believe in the power of chaos and fun! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through a world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who knows, you might even run into a Ukrainian president who’s lost his mind and is on a quest for revenge against his enemies!

But be careful, because on this server, you never know what’s around the corner. Will you be able to survive the political drama and backstabbing that awaits you? Or will you fall victim to the treacherous plots of those who seek to overthrow the ruler of the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our insane Minecraft world!

Mahjongcraft – Tile-breaking Fun!

BA tourney, booru, Fun, Japanese mahjong, M-League, mahjong, mahjong community, mahjong discussion, Mahjong General, mahjong news, mahjong players, mahjong resources, mahjong rules, mahjong strategy, mahjong tips, mahjong tournaments, Mahjongcraft, MJG, online mahjong, registration, riichi mahjong, sheet, Tilebreaking

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4475
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further, because our server is more lit than a nether portal party! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

🔥 Why should you join, you ask? Because we have MAHJONG MONDAYS where you can challenge your friends to a game that’s more intense than a lava pit showdown! Plus, we have Mahjong League matches that will leave you on the edge of your minecart seat!

🎉 And if that’s not enough, we have a BOORU filled with the most epic Minecraft memes and fan art you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft!

💥 Oh, and did we mention our BA TOURNAMENTS that will test your skills and make you feel like a Minecraft master? Sign up now and show off your building prowess to the world!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience that’s wilder than a pack of wolves in a village! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🤣🎮

CurvyCraft: Where All Body Types Thrive!

Body, body image, body shaming, body type, compatibility, CurvyCraft, DATING, Gender norms, Insecurities, Insecurity, Intimacy, male anatomy, misconceptions, Personal preferences, Physical attraction, relationships, self esteem, sexual compatibility, small penis, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes, Thrive, Types

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter…at least when it comes to your pickaxe! Join us and experience a world where even the smallest tools can make a big impact.

On our server, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Diamond Dildo to prove your worthiness. Rumor has it that only those with the most EPIC mining skills can wield its power.

But beware, there are rumors of a group of EXPLOSIVE creepers who have taken a liking to the Diamond Dildo. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your prize?

So come on, join our server and show off your mining skills. Who knows, you might just find that size really doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft!

Lewd Wifes R Us Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, cultural norms, Ethics, fidelity, Intimacy, lewd, lewding, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, morality, personal beliefs, relationships, Respect, Sacred, Server, taboo, Trust, VALUES, Wifes, Wives

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3860	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Dimension Hops:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of DIAMOND blocks while riding a pig!

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the MADNESS that goes down here. We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, and if you find them, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join us and witness their epic dance battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most HILARIOUS Minecraft experience of your life!