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Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

Characters, Communication, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Interaction, internet, ITT, Life, long trail, members, ONLINE, PALS, participants, pixelated, post, sharing, social media, tags, virtual, you

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5914
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	738241
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8463

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

BooCraft, CREEPERS, death, french woman, Ghosts, Haunted, internet culture, investigation, Italian church, Mystery, News, Paranormal, Police, Shit, social media, spooky, stunt, Supernatural, tik tok, Tragedy, trending, urban legend, viral

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

CraftyStar2, Daikkuri, Edition, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, lol, Minecraft, Mitsuba, new genesis, News, NGS Roadmap, Older Phantasy Star Games, Oyasumi, Phantasy Star Online 2, RappyDeathsquad, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Stardust Drive, Tendoku, Toblerone

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Animals Bred:	64	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	1739
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

Anime, CREEPERS, Pigs, pixelated, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJontronBros

bros, CraftyJontronBros, feel, Good, I don’t feel so good, jontron, Jontronbros

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

Beliefs, BIBLE, Christianity, Church, church politics, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, cunts, evangelicals, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, Jesus, morality, PRAYER, Religion, religious freedom, spirituality, Traditions, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

Addictive, Customization, Diplomacy, empire-building, endless possibilities, Galaxy, Game, Gaming, grand strategy, Immersive, lol, Minecraft, multiplayer, peafowl profile, Played, role playing, Sci Fi, Server, single, Single player, space exploration, stellaris, StellarisNoobs, strategy game, Technology, Using, video games, WARFARE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

Apology, Crafty, cyberbullying, digital communication, Epic, friendship, internet etiquette, jerks, Minecraft, MISTAKES, online accountability, online behavior, online behavior reflection, Online Community, online conflict, online consequences, online drama, online friendships, online interactions, online negativity, online relationships, online reputation, Petty, Players, regret, Revenge, Server, social media

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Animals Bred:	105
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

Act-Age, Acting, Adventures, art form, CHANGE, crazy, creeper, culture, Development, Drama, generation, Glass Mask, Japan, Manga, Mangaka, Masked, Media, meets, miners, Novels, Oshi no Ko, Parody, Radio, society, storytelling, television, Tropes, ww2

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7519	Emeralds Found:	8640
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7279
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Crops Grown:	6954	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

Addicted Sluts, addicts, Asian girls, bwc, Confessions, Crafty, Edition, Family secrets, Forbidden, forbidden desire, forbidden fantasies, forbidden love, forbidden pleasures, Forbidden relationships, interracial, Lust, power dynamics, sexual exploration, sister, Sluts, Submission, taboo, white men, WMAF, WMAFBWC

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!