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Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

barnacles, Chaos, cold, cold as blue ice, Crafty, Dante, Dante’s Inferno, Demon, demon semen, Devil, devil’s dick, flavor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Ice, kakigori, Pick, Poison, razor sharp shards, Semen, Shards, sharp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	928
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Celestial City

Anarchy, bedrock edition, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java edition, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist, Worldedit

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6533	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Celestial City ANARCHY Enter the Realm of Chaos and Power!

Features:

Minimal rules for true freedom!

Griefing, PvP, and anarchy at its finest!

100% pure vanilla experience.

Lag-free gameplay, powered by 24 GB RAM!

Discord: https://discord.gg/cDrWkuE3NF

129.159.255.251

MineSpy

armor, Combat, Competition, Cunning, danger, Defenses, Domination, Exploration, Foes, immersiion, kill, landscape, Life, LifeSteal, MineSpy, opportunity, ruthless, strategy, Survival, weapons

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Buildings Constructed:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

MineSpy: Immerse yourself in a cutthroat world of survival where every kill restores your life, fueling a relentless cycle of combat. Explore a unique landscape teeming with danger and opportunity. Forge powerful weapons, craft cunning armor, and build formidable defenses to survive against relentless foes. In MineSpy, strength lies in domination, and only the most cunning and ruthless will prevail. This expanded description: * Adds immersion: “Immerse yourself” and “cutthroat world” create a stronger sense of atmosphere. * Details the core mechanic: “Every kill restores your life” is emphasized. * Expands on the world: “Explore a unique landscape teeming with danger and opportunity” provides a more vivid picture. * Highlights player agency: “Forge powerful weapons, craft cunning armor, and build formidable defenses” emphasizes player choice and strategy. * Increases stakes: “Only the most cunning and ruthless will prevail” underscores the competitive nature of the server.

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Votes:	7685
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TheCelestialRealm

Bounties, CelestialRealm, economic domination, epic wars, Forge, global politics, java, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, Nations, Peace, player-driven experience, Quests, rich modded gameplay, Server, Support, TheCelestialRealm, tutorials, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

The Celestial Realm: Modded Nations Server

Overview
Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7. Forge legends through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Mastery.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is CelestialRealm?	CelestialRealm is a modded nations server where players can engage in epic wars, diplomacy, and economic mastery.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the provided Discord link: Join CelestialRealm Discord
What kind of gameplay mods are available on the server?	Exciting mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful & FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod are available for rich modded gameplay.
How can I get support on the server?	Extensive guides and dedicated support from Gluon ensure you’re never lost. You can also contact Discord: @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster.

Cosmic Cradle 1.20.5

1.20.5, ABBY, Astro Baby, chapter 27, Cosmic, cradle, cute, dumping, long tail tags, Newest chapter

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where Abby from the newest chapter is like, super cute! I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the NPCs are total babes, am I right? Plus, the blocks are all rainbow-colored and the creepers wear party hats. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rom-com, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

DadSaidNo911ButIDid

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Animals Bred:	199	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take health concerns to the next level! Join us for a wild ride of medical emergencies and overthinking symptoms!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game dad starts complaining of chest pain. Is it just a nerve issue or a heart malfunction? Only one way to find out – call the Minecraft 911 equivalent and watch the chaos unfold!

We offer free emergency care in our virtual world, so you can rest assured that your loved ones will be taken care of (even if they’re just pixels on a screen). Join now and experience the thrill of saving virtual lives while causing in-game family drama. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you overthink symptoms – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

DateNightMinecraftSMP

costly date, DateNightMinecraftSMP, expensive date, expensive date night, expensive dining, extravagant date, extravagant evening, extravagant night out, fancy dinner, high-end date, high-priced date, lavish date, lavish experience, luxury date, luxury outing, pricey date, romantic date, special occasion date, splurge date, upscale date, upscale restaurant

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

OMG, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out. And get this, they were throwing a party for the Ender Dragon’s birthday! It was lit, like literally, there were so many torches everywhere. And then, out of nowhere, a creeper showed up and tried to crash the party but we all teamed up and defeated it with our enchanted swords.

But that’s not even the best part! The admin of the server is actually a wizard in disguise and he can grant you three wishes if you find his secret lair hidden in the Nether. I wished for a pet zombie pigman and now he follows me around everywhere, it’s hilarious. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cake.

So, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join, this is the place for you! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re known to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. It’s a crazy world out there, but it’s so much fun!

CraftyLoseIt

Abilities, Adaptability, best examples, cognitive decline, CraftyLoseIt, education, Expertise, flexibility, knowledge, Language, learning, Memory, mental agility, Muscle, Physical fitness, Practice, proficiency, Skills, Talents, Training, use it or lose it

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8998	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Animals Bred:	188
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of losing your Minecraft skills because you haven’t been playing enough? Well, fear not, because on our server, if you don’t use your diamond sword for more than 24 hours, it turns into a rubber chicken! That’s right, you’ll be battling creepers with a clucking weapon. Join now and never let your skills go to waste again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will lead you to hidden treasures if you can out-cluck him in a chicken dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the clucking begin!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, allegations, atrocities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, civil war, Conflict, Evidence, Genocide, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, security council, Server, Sudan, Sudanese Military, U.S. officials, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.

also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

KurskCraft: North Korea Edition

Armed Forces, Army, Asia, battle, CASUALTIES, Casualty Rate, Conflict, deployment, eastern front, Edition, international relations, Korea, Korean Peninsula, korean war, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, military operation, News, north, North Korea, soldiers, Troops, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	1532
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	8521
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even North Korea deployed 12,000 troops to Kursk just to play on it! And get this, a third of them are now casualties because they couldn’t handle the epicness of the server.

Join us for some wild adventures and insane battles. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of this Minecraft server!