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Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

Adventures, AntiBac, antibiotics, antimicrobial, Bacteria, barnacle, barnacle-inspired, bioengineering, Biofilm, Breaker, design, discovery, human tissue, industrial pipes, infection control, innovation, materials science, medical technology, moorings, new way, Polymer Chemistry, researchers, scientific research, synthetic polymer

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	528	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

50 years, anniversary, blocks, Celebrates, Celebrating, commemoration, Conflict, Cyprus, CyprusCraft50, Divided, Greek, History, INDEPENDENCE, ISLAND, Mediterranean, Mourns, Partition, Peace, Politics, reconciliation, SPLIT, splitting, turkish, Unity

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	1834
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

BabyfaceCraft, Development, faces, Improvement, INFANTS, infants age, infants bonding, infants cognitive development, infants development, infants emotional development, infants faces, infants growth, infants milestones, infants milestones development, infants mother, infants perception, infants senses, infants sensory development, mother’s odor, Perception

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cultural identity, Ethnic Minorities, geopolitical issues, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KurdCraft, Kurdish autonomy, kurdish independence, kurdish nationalism, kurdish referendum, kurdish rights, kurdish struggle, Middle East politics, Minecraft, minority rights, peace negotiations, regional stability, self-determination, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, support kurdistan

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

desuarchive, Gaming, habits, haha, i hate myself, losers edition, Mega, Minecraft, Online Community, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self loathing, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, steam community, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, Trash, Wake Up

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

AITAH, baby, BabyBlockinAITAH, Boundaries, Childbirth, Contact, decision, family, Fil, first birthday, Help, labour, Midwives, not letting sil in room, pain management, Party, relationship, Respect, sister, Support, wife giving birth

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, birth control options, career focus, changing societal norms, child care costs, cultural expectations, delayed marriage, environmental concerns, fear of commitment, fertility concerns, financial constraints, lack of support systems, lifestyle choices, mental health issues, Minecraft, overpopulation fears, parenting responsibilities, personal fulfillment, relationship instability, reluctance to have children, Server, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Enchantments Applied:	147
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6432	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mines Excavated:	3156

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!