Barista MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

domestic disputes, couple arguments, barista, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take coffee brewing to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of measuring coffee grounds to the exact gram, pre-warming mugs in the microwave like a pro, and mastering the art of milk temperature perfection.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge and enjoy being micromanaged to the extreme. Are you ready to face the ultimate test of making the perfect cup of coffee, or will you crumble under the pressure like a soggy biscuit?

Join us now and show off your barista skills while navigating through the drama of coffee preferences. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to making the best coffee in the universe! Just remember, there’s no room for laziness or unaccommodating behavior here – only the finest coffee connoisseurs need apply.

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CreeperCoffeeCraft

Espresso, barista, Cappuccino, how-to, coffee culture

Are you tired of drinking your coffee in boring old mugs? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drink your coffee out of a diamond-encrusted goblet while riding a flying pig! That’s right, we have flying pigs on our server because why not? Join us and experience the most ridiculous coffee-drinking experience of your life!

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JavaJunkie Minecraft Server

bully, coffee shamed, local coffee shop, barista, mindful eating

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of choosing between a regular flat white and a skinny flat white.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate coffee bean in the land of Minecraft. Will you choose the regular flat white and face the judgment of others, or will you stick to your guns and go for the skinny option?

But beware, there are baristas lurking around every corner, ready to test your coffee order decision-making skills. Will you stand your ground like a true coffee connoisseur, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now and prove to the world that you are not afraid to say no to a regular flat white, no matter how much peer pressure you face. And remember, in the world of Minecraft coffee shops, the skinny flat white drinkers always come out on top.

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ServiceIndustrySMP

Restaurant, waitress, long hours, Retail, Hotel

Bro, if you see someone who can stack blocks like a pro in Minecraft, you know they’ve been grinding in the service industry. Like, they’ve probably served so many virtual burgers and virtual drinks that their block-stacking skills are on point. Join our Minecraft SMP if you wanna learn the secret art of stacking blocks like a service industry pro. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamond blocks we find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet diamond loot. So come join us and let’s stack some blocks together, bro!

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CraftyBossFTW

tip jar, Coaching, job expectations, customer complaints, mental disability

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of a high volume coffeeshop meets the thrill of survival gameplay! Join us for a wild ride filled with barista drama and coffee-fueled adventures.

Need a break from the daily grind? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a coworker who is obnoxiously awful at their job. Can you handle the pressure of serving 150+ customers in an hour while dealing with lazy coworkers and angry customers?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as we navigate through the challenges of working with someone who is physically slow, mentally disabled, and refuses to take coaching. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

Join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the insanity of a high volume coffeeshop while hoping for that one coworker to finally get fired. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, tips, and misplaced orders – don’t miss out on the fun!

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JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

love, pickup lines, latte, jokes, relationships

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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CroissantCraze Minecraft Server

coffee orders, Server, takeaway, Surprise, Surcharge

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and ordered a virtual croissant from the virtual bread counter. But wait, there was a $2 surcharge for eating in the virtual café! The player, being the rebel they are, decided to take their croissant to-go. Little did they know, their virtual spouse was not happy about this decision. Drama ensued, tears were shed (virtually, of course), and the player had to make a tough choice – pay the surcharge or go their separate ways.

If you want to experience the thrill of virtual café drama and virtual croissant dilemmas, join our server now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you. Remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – even virtual food disputes.

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CraftyMomXmasGift

CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, barista, pattern, actual gift

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

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Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

SNACKS, cafe, drinks, Beverages, Hospitality

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mobs drop candy instead of their usual loot! That’s right, you can defeat a zombie and get a delicious SNACC in return. But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you craving more than just SNACCs!

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CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

Spill, free drink, spilled coffee, RESPONSIBILITY, Tables

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

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