bargain records

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the record store incident, we believe in playing music at full volume while you shop for blocks and resources. In fact, we have a special plugin that plays a random song every time you mine a diamond – it’s like your own personal soundtrack to success!

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can only communicate with other players by playing music through your in-game jukebox. Want to team up with someone to take down a horde of zombies? Better start blasting “Thriller” by Michael Jackson to get their attention!

And if you ever get tired of the music, don’t worry – we have a designated “quiet zone” where you can go to listen to the soothing sounds of silence. Just kidding, it’s actually a room filled with screaming parrots that mimic the sounds of creepers exploding.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to make as much noise as possible! Who needs headphones when you have a virtual world to rock out in?