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CraftyMillionaire

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!

SongFailsMC

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Emeralds Found:	7417
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of listening to the worst songs ever made by humans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic tunes playing 24/7! From cows mooing to chickens clucking, you’ll never have to suffer through terrible music again. Join us for a musical experience like no other and leave those awful human-made songs in the dust. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a DJ on our server, spinning the sickest beats in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to groove to the weirdest and wackiest tunes in Minecraft history!

GunRunnersX

arms trade, arms trafficking, Black Market, Conflict, criminal activity, dealers, firearms, GunRunnersX, illegal weapons, illicit trade, international crime, machine guns, MIDDLE EAST, security threats, SELLING, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, violence, War, weapons, Yemen

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where Yemen weapons dealers are selling machine guns?! That’s right, you heard me! Forget about swords and bows, we got some serious firepower up in here!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds and suddenly a squad of armed skeletons roll up on you with AK-47s. It’s like a wild west shootout, but with blocky graphics and exploding creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground black market where you can trade your emeralds for rocket launchers and grenades. Want to blow up your friend’s house? No problem, we got you covered.

So come on down to X Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the amount of TNT you can get your hands on. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	4188
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	6321
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit creepers and diamonds, u kno? like, one time i was mining and i found a secret cave full of llamas wearin top hats, it was wild, man. and the best part is, u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon, like who wouldn’t wanna do that? plus, we got a secret club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to disco music, it’s lit af. so come join us, cuz we’re all just a bunch of derps tryna survive in a blocky world, and we need u to come make it even more ridiculous. so what u waitin for? cum play wit us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Get ready for some out-of-this-world shenanigans on CelestialCraft! Don’t forget your astronaut helmet!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

CelestialCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for CelestialCraft?

A: The server IP is mc.celestialcraft.gg

Q: Can I fly on the server?

A: Yes, with the Magic Carpets feature, you can enjoy 1 hour of free flight.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is optional and off by default, but you can enable it to challenge your friends.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: You can earn StarShards through quests, achievements, and events on the server.

Q: Are there weekly events on the server?

A: Yes, CelestialCraft hosts weekly server-wide events to keep things exciting.

FetishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Items Found:	6390	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of vanilla Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fetishes! From giant chickens to rainbow-colored creepers, we’ve got it all. Join us and embrace your inner kinkiness in a safe and pixelated environment. Who knows, you might even discover a new fetish you never knew you had! So come on in and let your freak flag fly, because on our server, anything goes!

SneakPeekSteve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy antics you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, now you can! Our server is full of insane adventures and ridiculous challenges that will keep you laughing and on your toes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

SimpLifeHacksMC SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	5716	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the simplest things can lead to unexpected greatness! Need a pick-me-up? Just plant a flower and watch as it magically boosts your mood by 100 points! Want to level up your mining skills? Just tell a joke to the nearest creeper and watch as it explodes with laughter (and diamonds)! Our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner. So come join us and see how the simplest things can make your Minecraft life hilariously better!

CraftingFate

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then suddenly found yourself being crowned the Pig Punching Champion of the server? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected adventures and life-changing decisions, like choosing between building a house out of diamonds or crafting a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Who knows, maybe one small decision here could lead you to becoming the ruler of the entire server, with a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots! So come on, join us and see where your next small decision will take you on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!

HijabHavocMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

lol join our minecraft server if u dont wanna get shot for breaking hijab law like in iran 😱 our server is a safe haven for all players, no crazy police here just blocky fun 🤪 build ur dream house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of talking chickens 🐔 who knows what adventures await on our server, so join now before the hijab police come for u too 👀 #minecraftfun #nopoliceallowed #talkingchickens

NoNameNoGameMC

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through the land of diamonds and emeralds. But watch out for the evil villagers who are plotting to steal all your loot!

We have the craziest mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry. From parkour challenges on flying pigs to spleef battles on top of a giant cake, you’ll never be bored on this server.

And guess what? We have a secret portal that leads to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. But be careful, because the unicorns have a sweet tooth and will try to steal your enchanted apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community in the world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!