barely functioning Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NeighborSwapCraft

back brace, barely functioning, broke down, busted up apartment, car trouble, Cigarette, dog crap, filth, hoarders, house swap, neighbor, NeighborSwapCraft, POS neighbor, pressuring, strange vibes, Sympathy, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Items Found:	2142
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy neighbors? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to trade houses, especially if theirs looks like a hoarder’s paradise. Plus, our virtual world doesn’t smell like filth, cigarette smoke, and dog crap – unless you build it that way, of course!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life neighbors pressuring you to swap apartments or borrow your mom’s barely functioning car. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted house trading requests. Trust us, you won’t find any 300lb sons giving off strange vibes here – unless they’re just really into building giant structures in Minecraft!

So come join our server and leave your real-life neighbor troubles behind. Who needs a back brace-wearing neighbor trying to take advantage of you when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Ignore the drama and start crafting your way to a stress-free virtual life today!

Warped and Confused Vanilla Minecraft Server – Bedrock Included

application, bedrock, bonds, collaboration, Community, Confused, Dedicated, Discord, Diversity, Events, Friendly, Included, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, playstyles, redo, respectful, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Standard, trustworthy, Vanilla, warped, Whitelist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	897	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Follow us on Instagram

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How often does the server reset?

The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. Our goal is to give players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset.

What kind of experience can I expect on Warped SMP?

We offer a semi-vanilla experience with limited quality-of-life datapacks. We strive to maintain the true vanilla feel of the game and avoid game-changing plugins.

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and submit an application. Our community values trustworthiness and dedication, so take your time with your application.

What is the community like on Warped SMP?

We have a friendly and diverse community with players of all playstyles. Collaboration is encouraged through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.

Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

We have laid-back rules focused on respect and trust. Drama is kept to a minimum, and we ask all players to maintain a respectful attitude towards others.

KoalaServers VS Hypixel

Adventure, Australian, BUILD, Chill, Chilled, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Evolution, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, Gaming, Hardcore, INTIMATE, Koalas, MCMMO, multiplayer, Plots, PvE, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Worldedit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Hypixel	KoalaServers
Large player base	Australian server with a more intimate community
Wide range of minigames and activities	Multiple servers catering to different playstyles
Constant updates and new content	Ever-evolving vanilla+ survival experience
Professional and polished server experience	Chilled economy server with a more relaxed atmosphere

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out compared to KoalaServers?

Hypixel has a larger player base, extensive range of minigames and activities, constant updates, and a professional and polished server experience.

What makes KoalaServers unique compared to Hypixel?

KoalaServers is an Australian server with a more intimate community, offering multiple servers catering to different playstyles, ever-evolving vanilla+ survival experience, and a chilled economy server with a more relaxed atmosphere.

Which server should I choose for a more laid-back gaming experience?

If you prefer a more relaxed atmosphere and a smaller community, KoalaServers would be a better choice for a laid-back gaming experience.

Which server is better for players looking for constant updates and new content?

Hypixel is known for its constant updates and new content, making it a better choice for players looking for a dynamic gaming experience.

Crafty Chaos Crew

/lig/ booru, ASP, Bao, Chaos, chibidoki, Chuuba birthday calendar, Coqui, Corpo, Crafty, CREW, ducks, Dya Rikku, hennie2001, Imakuni, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, laynalazar, lig, Limealicious, Momotexx, nihmune, orkpod., Peach Milky, Saruei, shxtou, shylily, Squchan, Sugi Aoki, Swarm, tiermaker, tororo_vtuber, Trickywi, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we appreciate big butts and we cannot lie!

Join our server if you’re a fan of indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. We cater to the VIPs, the cream of the crop, the elite of the indie vtuber world.

Want to shill your 499-view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here.

Our server is home to the likes of Shylily, Shxtou, Nihmune, and more! We even have non-English streamers like Tororo_vtuber and Orkpod.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own the talents’ IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game here.

Looking for Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, or even a chuuba birthday calendar? We’ve got it all!

And let’s not forget about the ducks on our server, led by the one and only Dashducks.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the indie vtuber community thrives and the memes never stop!

KarmaCraft: Where Karmas a Bitch and So Are Creepers

1. Karma, Bitch, consequences, CREEPERS, fate, Justice, karma bites, karma is real, karma strikes back, karma’s a bitch, karma’s consequences, karma’s cycle, karma’s justice, karma’s lesson, karma’s payback, karma’s power, karma’s revenge, karma’s wrath, KarmaCraft, karmas, life lessons, payback, Revenge, what goes around comes around

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3275
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player built a beautiful castle with diamond walls and emerald floors. But guess what? A group of mischievous players decided to prank them by filling the entire castle with chickens! Imagine walking into your grand castle only to be greeted by clucking chickens everywhere. That’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on this server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the tallest tower in the game. Rumor has it that they have reached heights so high, they can touch the clouds and tickle the feet of the Minecraft gods.

And if you’re feeling lucky, you can try your hand at the legendary “Karma’s a Bitch” challenge. It involves navigating through a maze filled with traps, trolls, and unexpected twists. Only the bravest and most cunning players have made it out alive… or at least with most of their limbs intact.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where karma is a bitch but the laughs are endless!

WeirdlyBox

Adventure, Anarchy, BIZARRE, Breathtaking, Challenges, creativity, Cross-Play, custom generated, Dungeons, endless surprises, Exploration, FANTASY, imagination, KitPvP, MCMMO, mind-bending puzzles, mysterious creatures, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, strange phenomena, twisted reality, Unique, Unpredictable, Vibrant Community, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	7421
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crops Grown:	7746	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to WeirdlyBox, where the lines between reality and imagination blur into a fantastical world of endless possibilities!

Step into a realm where the ordinary transforms into the extraordinary. With every block you place, every structure you build, and every adventure you embark upon, you’ll delve deeper into the whimsical wonders that WeirdlyBox has to offer.

Our server boasts a unique blend of creativity and unpredictability. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, the only limit is your imagination. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, there’s always something new to discover and create.

Venture into the wilderness and uncover hidden treasures in our custom-generated landscapes, each more bizarre and breathtaking than the last. Brave the dangers of our dungeons, filled with cunning traps and fearsome monsters, or team up with fellow players to conquer epic quests and challenges.

But beware: in WeirdlyBox, the rules of reality are often twisted. Prepare to encounter strange phenomena, mysterious creatures, and mind-bending puzzles that will test your wits and courage at every turn.

Join us on WeirdlyBox and let your imagination run wild. With a vibrant community of fellow adventurers and a world full of endless surprises, your journey into the weird and wonderful awaits!

WeirdlyBox.minehut.gg

SharpnessCraft HEROES MYTHICMOBS TOWNY SURVIVAL MYTHICDROPS

Arena, Custom Equipment, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Grief, Heroes, Live Map, Loot, Mob, Mobarena, MOBARENAS, Modified, Movecraft, Mythicdrops, Mythicmobs, Npc, Npc Shops, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, RPG, Sharpnesscraft, Shops, Skills, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	7480

Welcome to sharpnesscraft

We have one a custom map where survival mode is enabled and you can build. There is also a RPG world where you can’t build but there are dungeons, bosses, respawning loot and quests there. PVP is off in RPG. RPG was once nothing but a flatlands map. It is all custom built by the staff. Grief, pvp, and raiding are all allowed in the build world. Towny is a way to protect your stuff by making a town.

We use heroes to earn exp and learn new skills. Currently we have four tier one classes and four tier two classes are coming soon. There are mob arenas for fast leveling with wave after wave of mobs. In RPG mobs level up the further you go from spawn. They have more health and hit harder but you will earn more exp for killing them.

We have movecraft that allows you to make boats, submarines, and airships. They can shoot as well.Some mobs will drop custom equipment because of the mythic drops plugin. RPG has a few npc shops to buy basic equipment and building blocks. You can trade with players in a 15 block radius by sneaking and right clicking them or with the command /trade.

RPG world is always a work in progress new quests and dungeons are always being worked on. We also have a live map so you can chat with people on the server on the go. It also helps you find your way through the worlds. The servers Dynmap is at scorpion.de.freemcserver.net:50306 BEDROCK CLIENT IP scorpion.de.freemcserver.net port 50126

sharpnesscraft.enderman.cloud

StarMIne server Minecraft

Bases, Friends, Fun, griefer, Minecraft, StarMine

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	5452	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

StarMine The best griefer server in Minecraft! Play alone or with friends! Griffin other people’s bases! Good luck and have fun!

playstarmine.exaroton.me:60292

Section SMP: Finding 6 chills for our vanilla PVP server 1.20.4. Must be 15+ to join our whitelist!

1.20.4, Biomes, building, Chill, CHILLS, Diamond, Discord, Fighting, finding, Friends, Fun, Industrial, Join, Lore, Minecraft, pet, Planning, PvP, recruit, Section, Server, smp, stealing, Themed, Towns, townspeople, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	526
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Minecraft Server Overview
Looking for 6 or so people for our chill smp.
Build full diamond armor, create themed builds, and enjoy a relaxed gaming experience.
No forced lore, just a focus on building towns and biomes in a collaborative environment.
Potential for faction conflicts and PvP battles for added excitement.
Contact _f1lthy on Discord if interested.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many players are you looking for?	We are looking for around 6 players for our SMP server.
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus is on building towns and biomes in a chill and relaxed environment.
Is there any forced lore on the server?	No, there is no forced lore. Players are free to create their own stories and interactions.
Can players engage in PvP battles?	Yes, players can engage in PvP battles if conflicts arise, such as stealing or pet killing.
How can I join the server?	Contact _f1lthy on Discord to express your interest in joining the server.

Crafty Crackers: Where Vidya Devs Cater to White Dudes

Cater, consumer choices, consumerism, controversy, crackers, Crafty, devs, Diversity, Dudes, Ethics, Gaming, gender equality, Marketing, media criticism, Pandering, pandering to gamers, representation, sex appeal, sexism, Social Issues, video games, vidya, vidya developers, Voting, wallet, White, white males

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that cater to the same old white male demographic? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got sexy pixelated characters that will make you question your own blocky existence. And forget about voting with your wallet, on our server, you vote with your dance moves! That’s right, every time you bust a move in-game, you’re casting your vote for the next crazy event we’ll host. So come join us and let’s get this block party started!

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 196341192

Adventure, Adventures, Anons, ANONYMOUS, blocky, bucket list, discovery, Exploration, Hidden Gem, Hiking, Mystery, Nature, No. 196341192, norway, Off the beaten path, photography, remote location, Scandinavia, Scenic views, Server, solo travel, travel, travel journal, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild stories about this place.

First of all, our server is located in a secret underground bunker in Norway. Legend has it that this bunker was built by ancient Vikings who used Minecraft to train for battle. So if you want to channel your inner warrior spirit, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. These pigs have wings and they soar through the sky, dropping golden apples for lucky players to find. Who needs diamonds when you have flying pig loot?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted moose that roams the server. Rumor has it that whoever can tame this majestic beast will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.