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Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6569
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

PolandCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Army, Baltic states, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, Military, military exercises, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, national defense, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, Preparation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchantments Applied:	171
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is preparing for a full-scale conflict! That’s right, our army chief says we are gearing up for war in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles, intense strategy, and non-stop action as we defend our pixelated land from invaders. But don’t worry, our army chief is a pro at Minecraft PVP and will lead us to victory with his expert skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft war you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Girls, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Secure, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Minecraft server: >be meCraft

avoid at all costs, bad food choice, Be me, cautionary experience, cautionary tale, Curious, food poisoning, gastrointestinal distress, going out, goyslop place, gtbe, lesson learned, libtard frens, literal liquid, MeCraft, Minecraft, not worth it, ranjeesh muhammed hernandez mutumbu, regretful decision, ruin the fun, Server, stomach troubles, warning to others

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3182	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Buildings Constructed:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

>be me >looking for a new Minecraft server to join >come across this one with a crazy name >decide to give it a try because why not >log in and spawn in the middle of a giant taco >turns out, this server is all about food-themed builds >start exploring and find a castle made entirely of cheese >get attacked by a mob of angry chickens guarding the entrance >finally make it inside and find a hidden room full of diamond loot >apparently, the owner of the server is a mad scientist who loves food experiments >join the server and become part of the wacky food-themed adventures >never a dull moment on this server, definitely worth checking out!

CraftyWar – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Clan, CraftyWar, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, Jade Shadows, Lore, Minecraft, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Wiki

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you question if you’re actually playing a game or living in a virtual world.

Join us for insane adventures, like fighting off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits, or teaming up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our community is as vibrant as a rainbow sheep, with alliances and clans forming left and right. You’ll never be bored with all the events and challenges we have in store for you.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the legendary diamond armor hidden deep within the server. Join now and become a true Minecraft warrior!

CraftyDescendant Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Action Game, Co-op missions, CraftyDescendant, descendant, Download, futuristic, giant bosses, humanity survival, looter shooter, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, Nexon, Online Multiplayer, Sci Fi, Server, solo missions, The First Descendant General, Third-person Shooter, Thread Template, Unique abilities, Unreal Engine 5

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become a Descendant in this wacky world where you fight for the survival of humanity – because who wouldn’t want to do that in a blocky world?

Descendants have unique abilities that will have you laughing and crying as you tackle solo and co-op missions with up to 4 players. And get this – you’ll be using varied mechanics to defeat giant bosses that will have you questioning your sanity!

Download now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs and talking cows (seriously, they have some juicy gossip). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GigaFucked Minecraft Server

13900k, 14900k, amd, BIOS, cope, databases, DATACENTERS, DUD., errors, FLAGSHIP CHIPS, gigacope, GigaFucked, intel, Minecraft, Motherboards, psyop, SANDTHOUSANDS, Server, Support, Systems, time bomb

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4758
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Are you tired of wasting your sand on outdated chips that are basically just expensive paperweights? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where 13900K and 14900K owners can find solace! We have a support system that charges an extra $1000 for every error you encounter, but don’t worry, AMD support is only $100!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering completely random errors with zero replicability! Our datacenters are filled with the finest time bombs just waiting to explode, so come on in and see if you can survive the chaos. And don’t even bother trying to fix your issues by going into the BIOS or updating your motherboard – it’s all just a psyop by Intel!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laugh in the face of technological failure, join our server today and become a proud owner of a dud flagship chip! It’s over for anyone not brave enough to join us, so don’t be a Gigacope and come on in for a wild ride of errors, errors, and more errors!

OkBroCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, affirmation, BELIEF, bros, brotherhood, Confidence, encouragement, everything is gonna be ok, friendship, Hope, Inspirational, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, OkBroCraft, positive vibes, positivity, Reassurance, self-care, Server, Support, Uplifting, Video, well-being

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon grows all year round.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding llamas – they’re a real blast!

GeneralCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Diversity, diversity in leadership, equality, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, GeneralCraft, Generals, INCLUSIVE, Inclusivity, leadership, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, Lgbtqia, Military, Minecraft, progress, representation, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to be the most inclusive and diverse server out there! We are currently recruiting generals for every type of sexuality and gender identity because why should straight, cisgender players have all the fun?

Join us and become the General of the Gaymers, the Queen of the Queers, the Sultan of the Straight Allies! Show off your leadership skills and help us create a world where everyone feels welcome and accepted. Plus, rumor has it that our LGBTQ+ generals get special rainbow armor and pride flag capes to wear while battling mobs and building epic structures.

So come on, join our server and help us make Minecraft a more fabulous and inclusive place for all players. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for rainbow-powered potion brewing or unicorn taming! Let your rainbow flag fly high and join us on this wild and wacky adventure.

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Aqua, Character development, character growth, dual protagonists, family dynamics, FANTASY, Manga, manga analysis, Manga discussion, manga recommendations, Manga Review, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, plot twists, redemption arc, ruby, Server, sibling rivalry, storytelling, Supernatural, world-building

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old protagonists? Well, look no further because on our server, Aqua and Ruby are the dynamic duo you never knew you needed! Aqua is a water-bending wizard who can flood entire villages with a flick of her wrist, while Ruby is a fiery warrior who can turn her enemies into crispy bacon with a single swing of her sword.

Join our server for epic adventures with Aqua and Ruby as they battle evil mobs, uncover hidden treasures, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. But beware, because Aqua has a tendency to accidentally flood her own creations and Ruby’s fiery temper can lead to some explosive situations.

So come on down to our server and join Aqua and Ruby on their wild and wacky adventures! Just make sure to bring a towel and some fire extinguishers, because things are bound to get a little crazy.

HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

Alastor, assassin business, booru, Bruiser, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Discord, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Hell, hellhound, Helluva Boss, HelluvaCraft, Hotel, Minecraft, overpopulation, previous threads, princess, receptionist, Rehabilitation, Server, Startup, weapons specialist, youtube channel

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	178
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss!

Picture this: you’re in Hell, but instead of eternal damnation, you’re helping demons rehabilitate and find their way to Heaven. It’s like a twisted version of The Good Place, but with more explosions and lava pits.

Join Blitzo and his crew as they run an assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so full of quirky characters and hilarious mishaps? It’s like The Office, but with demons and more chaos.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We’ve got demons, angels, and everything in between. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with Lucifer himself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, because things are about to get crazy!