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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

barely ate, desserts, dining out, drinks, expensive meals, Friends, Group Chat, group dinner, HangryCraft, making a big deal, Minecraft, paying for what I had, refusing to split bill, Restaurant, Server, small appetizer, social etiquette, split evenly, Stingy, uneven bill split, UNFAIR, vibe of the night

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to split the bill evenly with your friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called cheap for only paying for what you actually use.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value fairness and individual responsibility. No more dealing with friends who think it’s okay to make you pay for their extravagant meals while you only ordered a small appetizer.

Join us and enjoy a world where you can play without the drama of splitting bills evenly. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about standing up for yourself and not letting others take advantage of you? Come join the fun and let’s play together!

WeinsteinCraft Minecraft Server

aids, controversial, Critic, dark humor, Dead, death, first name, food critic, Gay, hair, Illness, Jay, last name, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, poetry, Provocative, rhyming, satire, Server, Weinstein, WeinsteinCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Magic Items Found:	5073
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Potions Brewed:	128	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

CraftyColoring Minecraft Server

ANCHOR, ANNOYING, Anons, autist, Bait, beginner’s guide, bitching, Bumping, Bunny thighs, catbox.moe, Cloud Drives, Color edit, Coloring Thread, constructive criticism, CraftyColoring, debate, Disrupting, Drama, edit, Editors, fulfill, Furry edit, Gimp, google drive, human male, Imgbox, LAYER, lineart, Links, Mega, Minecraft, Multiply mode, patience, Quality Images, references, Request, revisions, Server, Spammer, Spamming, tutorials

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4457
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to the Bunny Thighs edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with color edits, requests, and absolute chaos. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is filled with the highest quality images available, because we only accept the best of the best. No pixelated nonsense here! – Our community is so patient, they make monks look like impatient toddlers. No bumping, no spamming, just pure editing bliss. – We have a strict rule against useless bitching, because who has time for that? Just hide the posts you don’t like and move on. – Our server is the perfect place to practice not being an autist. Trust us, it’s a skill you never knew you needed until now. – Constructive criticism is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Feel free to ask for revisions, because we’re all about growth here. – And last but not least, we have a secret underground society of editors who fulfill requests in the most insane ways possible. Want a human male turned into a furry? We got you covered (thanks, known spammer).

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the colors are vibrant, the edits are wild, and the drama is non-existent (seriously, don’t even try to start any here). See you there!

MILmaidennamelessCraft

Assertiveness, baby shower, Boundaries, compromise, Court, Decision making, entitled, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, Gender ultrasound, generational names, guilt trip, Hyphenating, last name, Maiden name, manipulative, MIL, MILmaidennamelessCraft, parenting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of family drama seeping into your baby naming decisions? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of manipulative in-laws and make your own rules! Build a virtual world where your child can have any last name you want, whether it’s a combination of both parents’ names or a completely made-up one. No more guilt trips or demands for ultrasounds, just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can even create a special ceremony in-game to officially give your child the perfect last name without any interference from pesky relatives. Join now and say goodbye to family drama, one block at a time!

AlienCraft: Extraterrestrial Adventures

Adventures, alien anatomy, alien appearance, alien behavior, alien characteristics, alien civilization, alien communication, alien conspiracy, alien encounters, alien intelligence, alien life forms, alien physiology, alien sightings, alien species, alien technology, AlienCraft, aliens, Extraterrestrial, hypothetical beings, outer space, science fiction, unidentified creatures

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Emeralds Found:	4517	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Ever wondered what aliens would look like? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with crazy creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about extraterrestrial life. From pixelated green blobs with tentacles to flying pigs with laser eyes, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth about aliens…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman who just wants to trade diamonds for space rocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the intergalactic shenanigans begin!

ChinaCraft Server: Pay Up for Russia’s Mess!

China, Chinacraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Mess, military intervention, NATO chief, Pay, peace negotiations, propping, russia, Russias, sanctions, security threats, Server, superpower rivalry, Ukraine, War, world affairs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.

and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.

so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?

CraftyCrimeaF16

Air Force, Attacks, Black sea, Conflict, CraftyCrimeaF16, Crimea, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, Preparation, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking crimea with f-16 fighter jets!!! come build ur own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the land!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual chaos in minecraft??? join now and let the madness begin!!!

CornerCrazeCraft

adds more corners, attention to detail, consequences, corner cutting, CornerCrazeCraft, Cutting corners, diligence, Effectiveness, efficiency, productivity, Quality, short cuts, shortcuts, thoroughness, Time management, work ethic, work habits, work integrity, work performance, work standards

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Animals Bred:	167
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

join our minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance. we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers.

if you join, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. our server is so lit that even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-golf with the players.

we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

so come on down to our server, where cutting corners just adds more corners, and the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

LumixMC

Adventure, alliances, Boss Battles, Community, Competitions, Custom Items, Dungeons, Empire, Events, legendary journey, LumixMC, Minecraft, mmo, Quests, solo adventures, Survival, teamwork, world of minecraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

🌟 Welcome to LumixMC! 🌟

Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our dynamic MMO server! 🌍 Dive into a vast, beautifully crafted world where your journey is only limited by your imagination. 🗺️

🌟 Features of LumixMC 🌟⚔️ Custom Items: Discover and craft unique items to aid you in your quests.🏰 Challenging Dungeons: Brave perilous dungeons filled with fierce mobs and epic bosses.📜 Unique Quests: Complete exciting quests that take you through an immersive storyline.💀 Epic Boss Battles: Face off against powerful bosses that will test your skills and teamwork.🌟 Vibrant Community: Join a friendly and welcoming community ready to help and adventure with you.🎉 Events and Competitions: Participate in regular events and competitions for fantastic rewards.

Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the unknown. 🌟 Whether you prefer solo adventures or teaming up with friends, LumixMC offers endless possibilities and unforgettable experiences. 🚀

Join LumixMC today and start your legendary journey in the world of Minecraft! 🌌

LumixMC.xyz

Pixels SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our players! Join now!

bedrock, cinemamod, custom armors, daily crates, Discord, feedback appreciated, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Growing, java, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, pixels, Players, proximity chat, respectful community, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, server address, simple voice chat, smp, Temperatures, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Potions Brewed:	152
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Semi-vanilla smp
Simple voice chat
Temperatures with seasons
Daily crates
Grief prevention
Custom armors
Minigames

How to join:

You can join from version 1.18 to 1.21. Java and bedrock are supported. No mods are required but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed if you want to use proximity chat, and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema.

Server Details:

Server address: smp.playpixels.net

Bedrock port: 19132

Discord:

Join our Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server address and bedrock port provided above.
Are mods required to play on the server?	No, mods are not required but “Simple Voice Chat” and “cinemamod” are recommended for certain features.
Can I use voice chat on the server?	Yes, you can use “Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat.
What minigames are available on the server?	We have a variety of minigames for players to enjoy.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief prevention measures in place to protect players’ builds.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beer, champagne cocktails, cocktails, craft beer, daiquiris, gin, hard cider, Long Island iced tea, margaritas, martinis, Minecraft, mojitos, pina coladas, popular alcoholic drinks, Rum, Sangria, Server, sweet sugary drinks, tequila, TipsyCraft, Vodka, whiskey, wine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3019	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your taste in drinks? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party filled with sweet sugary goodness that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Forget about boring old beer, we’ve got potions that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud made of cotton candy. Join us and let’s get this sugary party started!