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  • MumzFuneral Support Minecraft Server

    MumzFuneral Support Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than this guy’s girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will always have your back, whether you’re fighting off creepers or dealing with real-life creepers like this guy’s ex.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will never let you down – unlike some people we know. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server today! After all, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GFreeloaderCraft

    GFreeloaderCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

    Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

    But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

    CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

    On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BroBro’s Basic Builds Minecraft Server

    BroBro’s Basic Builds Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being treated like the Cinderella of your family while your brother gets praised for the most mediocre accomplishments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expectations of the real world!

    On our server, everyone is treated equally, regardless of gender! No more being overlooked for doing amazing things while your brother gets a standing ovation for taking out the trash once a year.

    Vent your frustrations by building a virtual castle where you are the queen and your brother is the court jester. Show your family who the real MVP is in a world where your accomplishments are truly appreciated.

    Join now and let out all your pent-up anger in a blocky, pixelated paradise where you can finally be the hero of your own story! Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic saga on our server? Let’s build a world where equality reigns supreme and where you can finally get the recognition you deserve!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

    FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yes u! u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers dance the cha cha slide!

    u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.

    if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WeddingCraft: No Mom + Stepdad Allowed

    WeddingCraft: No Mom + Stepdad Allowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re escaping a toxic family situation? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t call you a slut and a whore for wearing shorts or joining a coding club. Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and boundaries, just like you did when you went no contact with your mom’s husband. Plus, we have a special feature where you can invite your bio father to your virtual wedding while leaving out the toxic family members – they’ll never know what hit them! So come join us and let’s build a better, more supportive community together. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyRichFolk

    CraftyRichFolk

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to make ends meet? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the wealthy players actually pay you to do their dirty work. That’s right, no more digging for hours on end just to afford a measly pickaxe. On our server, you’ll be living the high life, complete with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, all courtesy of your rich benefactors.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most bizarre and interesting sights you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, you’ll never run out of things to explore. And don’t even get us started on the talking pigs that offer valuable quests in exchange for rare items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the life of luxury you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew that working for the wealthy could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HamasCraft – Building Blocks of Destruction

    HamasCraft – Building Blocks of Destruction

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, this server is the bomb diggity, fam. like, u won’t believe the craziness that goes down here.

    first off, we got this epic story about how the server was built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas. yeah, llamas, bro. and rumor has it, if u find the secret llama temple, u unlock special powers that make u invincible in pvp.

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground society of players who only communicate in emojis. u gotta crack their code to join, but once u do, u get access to the rarest items in the game. like, who knew emojis could be so powerful, right?

    plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows. u can ride on rainbow bridges and battle evil unicorns for epic loot. it’s like a dream come true, man.

    so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s wilder than a pack of llamas on a sugar high, then this is the place for u. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🦙🎉🌈

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoatKiteCraft

    BoatKiteCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to parasail in Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right, we got boats that can fly and turn you into a human kite! Join our server for the most insane parasailing experience you’ll ever have in your life. Trust me, it’s like flying on a magic carpet, but with a boat. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle, except you’re a boat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the parasailing adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MeisterBuilder.net 1.20.6Your new CityBuild server!

    MeisterBuilder.net 1.20.6Your new CityBuild server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    MeisterBuilder.net 1.20.6Your new CityBuild server!

    

    Our CityBuild server is whitelisted and can be accessed through a real money purchase onthe website to keep trolls away from the server!Welcome to MeisterBuilder.net!

    This server was born out of an idea to start a project with the community of streamer HousemeisterHD. We have now tackled this and brought the MeisterBuilder server to life.

    The server runs on version 1.20.6 and is therefore very up to date.

    MeisterBuilder is an exciting Minecraft citybuild server that allows players to express their creativity and building skills in a virtual world full of possibilities. The server offers a variety of exciting features and activities that allow players to create and manage their own unique cities. At MeisterBuilder, players can choose from different building styles and themes to design their city the way they want. From modern skyscrapers to medieval fortresses, there are no limits to players’ creativity. In addition, players can also establish trade relations with other cities to exchange resources and further expand their city.

    Another highlight of MeisterBuilder is the opportunity to take part in various competitions and events. Whether it’s blueprint battles, PVP tournaments or treasure hunts, there’s always something to do and discover on the server. Players can compete with other players and prove their skills to win great prizes and rewards.

    In addition, MeisterBuilder also offers a friendly and active community that allows players to find new friends and work on projects together. Players can organize themselves into clans to work together on large construction projects or compete in competitions.

    Overall, MeisterBuilder offers a unique and fun experience for all Minecraft fans who want to show off their building skills and create their own virtual city. With a variety of features, competitions and a vibrant community, MeisterBuilder is the perfect place to immerse yourself in the world of city building and unleash your creativity.

    – CityBuild– Ranks– Booster– Ingame-Shop– Perks– Chat colors– uvm!

    193.135.10.137:15141

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Granny’s SMP: Come for the tea parties, stay for the creeper explosions! 16+ | Discord

    Granny’s SMP: Come for the tea parties, stay for the creeper explosions! 16+ | Discord

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Version 1.20.1
    Community Close community
    World Long term world
    Server Type Proper SMP (Hermitcraft-like)
    Features Shopping district + Minigame district
    Mods Forge server, light mods (waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks) + create mod

    I own a Hermitcraft like server with about 9 people consistently playing, but we are looking for more players. If you are interested you can join the server. We are a server built around community and trust that makes builds and works together. Looking for members to be 16+, but if you’re mature enough I can make some exceptions. Looking to reach 15-20 active players. Join our Discord server

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by joining our Discord server and getting the necessary information to connect.
    Are there any age restrictions? We prefer members to be 16+, but exceptions can be made for mature players.
    What mods are included in the server? We have light mods such as waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks, and the create mod.
    How many active players are you looking for? We are looking to reach 15-20 active players to join our community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • XboxFreeForAll Minecraft Server

    XboxFreeForAll Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of paying for Minecraft servers that don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it should be free for all Xbox users as compensation for the suffering we endured in the last decade!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space in the game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted tacos that give you superhuman strength in the game.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, it should be free for all Xbox users because we’ve suffered enough.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of always coming in second place in Minecraft tournaments? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll always be a winner! We have magical potions that give you superhuman strength and speed, making you unstoppable in PvP battles. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Legend has it that only the bravest players can uncover the mysteries hidden within its walls. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the ruler of this mythical realm?

    Join us now and say goodbye to boring old tournaments where you never quite make it to the top. On our server, the only way is up…literally, because we have a sky-high parkour course that will test your skills and push you to new heights (literally). So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become the Minecraft champion you were always meant to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DebtCraft Minecraft Server

    DebtCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and embark on epic adventures with your blocky companions!

    Are you tired of trusting someone else to plan your travels, only to end up in debt and disappointment? Well, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny! No spontaneous flight bookings here, just carefully planned journeys through pixelated landscapes.

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring new realms without the fear of financial ruin! Our server is all about fun, friendship, and building awesome creations together. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you for not being grateful for our planning skills – because we’re all about positivity here!

    So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable adventure! Who needs a boyfriend to plan trips when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DepressCraft: Mom AFK

    DepressCraft: Mom AFK

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real life responsibilities getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our server, where abandoning your virtual children to start fresh in a new country is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our community is full of players looking to escape their real life problems and dive headfirst into the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special “Abandonment Therapy” program where you can leave all your real life baggage behind and focus on building that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Need a break from your kids? No problem! Just log on and disappear into our virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Drama Llama” faction, where players can let out all their real life frustrations in a safe and supportive environment. Whether you’re dealing with a friend leaving their kids behind or just need to vent about your own mom issues, our community is here for you.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next Creeper explosion. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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