Bare Minimum MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

MumzFuneral Support Minecraft Server

Hasty, UNFAIR, Girlfriend, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than this guy’s girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who will always have your back, whether you’re fighting off creepers or dealing with real-life creepers like this guy’s ex.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will never let you down – unlike some people we know. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server today! After all, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

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GFreeloaderCraft

Contribution, East LA, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, contribute or leave

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

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CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

Boss, Accommodation, bare minimum, Small Business, selfish

Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

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BroBro’s Basic Builds Minecraft Server

household expectations, bare minimum, Minecraft, double standards, Resentment

Are you tired of being treated like the Cinderella of your family while your brother gets praised for the most mediocre accomplishments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expectations of the real world!

On our server, everyone is treated equally, regardless of gender! No more being overlooked for doing amazing things while your brother gets a standing ovation for taking out the trash once a year.

Vent your frustrations by building a virtual castle where you are the queen and your brother is the court jester. Show your family who the real MVP is in a world where your accomplishments are truly appreciated.

Join now and let out all your pent-up anger in a blocky, pixelated paradise where you can finally be the hero of your own story! Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic saga on our server? Let’s build a world where equality reigns supreme and where you can finally get the recognition you deserve!

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FlatterCraft: Bare Minimum Sadness

low standards, self-care, Minimum, bare, self worth

hey u, yes u! u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers dance the cha cha slide!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword that could talk! it told them jokes and gave them tips on how to defeat the ender dragon. but that’s not all, the diamond sword also had a secret dance move that made all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this. our server has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and party until the sun comes up. u can join them and show off your best dance moves while wearing a chicken suit.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u superpowers? yeah, that’s a thing.

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KokoGrifs server for cheaters title from the start server minecraft

Minecraft, Start, Cheaters, Currency, Community

Griffer server for cheaters

I like to play with cheats and don’t know where to go?

Come to our server and do what you want.

Free title from the start

Available free whale start and currency

81.176.176.51

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Crankshafted

multiplayer, BUILD, Survival, Minecraft, Server

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Name:	Crankshafted.com
Focus:	Building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world
Website:	crankshafted.com

FAQ:

Question:	Answer:
How can I apply to join the server?	Head over to crankshafted.com to apply.
What type of players are you looking for?	We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.
What can I expect from Crankshafted?	Whether you’re here for epic builds, intense exploration, or just hanging out with cool people, Crankshafted might be your next favorite server.

Eternal Odyssey 1.20.5

Sexual intimacy, intimacy issues, bedroom boredom, Sexual boredom, long term relationship

Yo, forget about boring sex and join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is your virtual creations!

We’ve got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT and more surprises than a creeper in a birthday cake!

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server?

Join now and say goodbye to the monotony of real life, because on our server, things are never dull – just like your sex life apparently!

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ScholarCraft: No Flex Zone

comparison, Support, flex, scholarship, high school

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning a scholarship can lead to drama rivaling a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate friendships, jealousy, and boba tea stand-offs.

Experience the thrill of virtual boba purchases, blocked Instagram accounts, and high school flashbacks all while building your dream blocky world. Will you be the supportive friend or the one blocking others in a fit of jealousy? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on in and join the fun – who knew a scholarship could cause so much chaos in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

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FascismFreakout Minecraft SMP

society, authoritarianism, Ideology, Oppression, power

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server if you want to fight off evil fascist mobs trying to take over our pixelated world. We’re on a mission to spread love, peace, and TNT explosions everywhere. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow things up for fun. And our resident villager, Bob, is a master at trading and will give you the best deals in exchange for your soul… I mean emeralds.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Who needs fascism when you can have fun with a bunch of derpy Minecraft players? Let’s goooooo!

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