ParadiseSMP
Description: ParadiseSMP is a fresh SMP server just starting out. The server is basic but fun to play on. The owner is looking for mature moderators (18+) and skilled builders to help grow the community. Updates are coming soon to make the server even better. Stay tuned for more! Enjoy!
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and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?
so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!
oh, and get this, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips and shoot arrows at the same time. he once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and some string. true story, bro.
also, we have a dance party every friday night at the village square. we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up. it’s lit, fam.
so come join our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a TNT trap. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
Scientists have found that the lack of dirt in space can actually damage astronauts’ health, causing rashes and cold sores. But fear not, because we’ve got the solution – adding microbes to our space station Minecraft server!
Join us now and experience the cleanest, most sterile environment you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs dirt when you’ve got the stars as your backdrop? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy space adventures you’ll encounter while exploring our server.
So what are you waiting for? Blast off into the unknown and join us on our space station Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.
| Features |
|---|
| Custom PvP server based on Ultima Online |
| Land ownership, clans, skills, magic, dungeons |
| No need to install mods |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | 1.21.4 |
| What sets this PvP server apart? | Players can level up skills, trade gold for currency, own plots of land with no disturbance from others, create alliances, claim capture points, and participate in a player-driven economy. |
| How can I connect to the server? | Visit minecraft.lostshard.com to connect. |
| Where can I find more information about the plot, skills, and economy system? | Visit www.lastshard.net for more details. |
Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your troubles. We promise you won’t find any passive-aggressive behavior here, only good vibes and laughter.
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from all the negativity and drama. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast with your online pals? Plus, we have a strict “no silent treatment” policy – communication is key, even in the world of Minecraft!
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is which block to place next. Leave the real-life drama behind and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join our server and experience the thrill of starting a band with your fellow players. Want to open a concert with the USSR Anthem just for laughs? Go for it! We encourage creativity and fun in our community.
But wait, there’s more! How about adding a song about a cow with sponge feet to your setlist? Only on our server can you unleash your wildest musical fantasies without anyone killing your vibe.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the music and laughter flow freely. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft rockstar!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that will blow your mind. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Yeah, you heard me right, a potato!
And don’t even get me started on the food in this place. You know that food that looks gross but tastes amazing? Well, on our server, we have a special dish called “Slime Surprise.” It looks like a pile of gooey green slime, but when you take a bite, it tastes like a gourmet meal made by Gordon Ramsay himself. It’s like a flavor explosion in your mouth, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most delicious adventures of your life. And who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing cow. It’s a crazy world out there, folks!
Imagine a world where the characters from that annoying TV show you hate are constantly getting blown up by creepers or falling into lava pits. Or maybe you want to recreate that cringeworthy plotline from that movie that made you want to throw your popcorn at the screen. Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin!
