BARCODED – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DepressCraft: Rise from the Slump

DepressCraft, Rise, Slump

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like there’s no light at the end of the tunnel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical potion that turns all your cobblestone into diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, no more endless hours of digging for those precious gems, just drink our potion and watch the riches flow in!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret village hidden in the clouds where players have reported feeling a sense of euphoria and happiness like never before. Some say that just being in the presence of our pixelated villagers can cure any sadness or despair. So come join us and experience the joy and wonder of our mystical server!

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the mundane world for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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CraftySurvivors Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Auschwitz, Bigotry, concentration camps, CraftySurvivors, discrimination, fear, Genocide, hate, History, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Jewish, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, prejudice, Remembrance, rising hate, Server, survivors, Trauma, world war II

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ our Minecraft server, you gonna end up like them Auschwitz survivors, scared of another Holocaust goin’ down! But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing risin’ is the epic builds and crazy shenanigans! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha! So come on and join us, before the hate mobs come for ya!

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CraftyCoastGuardChaos

chief, Coast Guard Chief, command, controversy, CraftyCoastGuardChaos, dismissal, employment, FIRED, Government, investigation, leadership, Military, Navy, News, personnel, resignation, scandal, Shocking.., Termination, US Coast Guard, us military

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we got this, like, epic storyline where the US Coast Guard Chief got fired in the most shocking way possible. like, she was just chilling, minding her own business, when suddenly a giant squid attacked her base. and get this, the squid was actually a secret agent sent by her own crew to, like, overthrow her.

but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out the squid was actually a shape-shifting alien from another dimension who just wanted to play minecraft with the Chief. so now they’re best buds, building epic bases together and taking down evil mobs left and right.

if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? life is unpredictable, man.

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Dopamine Space Happiness

brain chemistry, Consciousness, consciousness and happiness, Difference, dopamine, emotional balance, emotional well being, emotions, Happiness, happiness vs dopamine, mental clarity, mental health, mental state, mood, neuroscience, positive thinking, Psychology, serotonin, Space, well-being

OMG THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! u know why? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join, u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a block of cheese if u ask nicely. so come join us and experience the madness, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE, BRO!

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Choco Brown Chuubas 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Babi, Birthday Calendar, BROWN, caramel, Cat Nap Edition, choc, Choco, Chocolate Brown Chuubas, Chuubas, darker skin color, en, fvr, jp, lig, Male, Menu list, NijiEN, Skeb List, tactical, Tanned, VÄG, VT, Vtubers, Wool

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid wolves? Well, look no further than our server! We’re like the /choc/ of Minecraft servers – discussing everything from tanned to caramel to chocolate skin colors.

We’ve got a menu that’ll make your mouth water, with links to dark skin Vtubers, Chuuba birthday calendars, and even a Skeb list. It’s like a buffet of awesomeness!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got threads on threads on threads for you to dive into. From /vt/ to /fvr/ to /wool/ – we’ve got it all!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, then join us! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just hit that join button and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCreeperClan

Communication, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, deed, Drama, Explanation, family, Family secrets, financial decisions, foreclosure, foreclosure proceedings, Gaslighting, Grandparents, Inheritance, Mortgages, Property, reverse mortgage, suspicious financial decisions, transparency, uncles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering suspicious mortgages, secret deeds, and family feuds that would put the Kardashians to shame.

Ever wanted to play Minecraft while also solving a real-life mystery? Well, look no further! Dive into our server and unravel the twisted tale of quick-deeded properties, hidden mortgages, and reverse mortgage shenanigans. Will you be the one to crack the case and save the family from foreclosure?

But beware, asking too many questions might just earn you the title of the ultimate drama llama. Are you ready to stir up trouble, uncover the truth, and maybe even become the hero of this wild family saga? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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MelonTunes Minecraft SMP

MelonTunes, Minecraft, smp

OMG guyyys, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. So like, back in the day before the interwebs, people used to find new music by like, sending carrier pigeons with mixtapes attached to their little birdy feet. Can you even imagine?! But now, we have this epic SMP server where you can like, mine for music discs and trade them with other players for sick beats. It’s like a whole new level of music discovery, bro. Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the legendary “Creeper Jukebox” hidden somewhere in the world, it plays dubstep remixes of all the Minecraft songs. I know, right?! So come join us on this wild ride of music and mayhem, you won’t regret it!

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CraftySocialSkills

active listening, Body language, Communication, Confidence, CraftySocialSkills, emotional intelligence, Empathy, networking, personal growth, self improvement, social anxiety, social cues, social development, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing improvement, socializing practice, socializing skills, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll become a social butterfly in no time! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm with fellow players, forming alliances, and plotting world domination together. Who needs real-life social skills when you can conquer the virtual world with your new Minecraft pals? Join now and level up your social game like never before!

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Pillow Pet Paradise 1.20.2

1.20.2, bedtime, bedtime routine, cheeked up, clothing, comfort, Cozy, CUDDLE, cuddle buddy, Hug, mini basketball, Paradise, pet, Pillow, plush, Relaxation, relaxation aid, Sleep, sleep aid, snuggle, Spoon, stomach, stuffed bodypillows, Support

Join our Minecraft server if you want to cuddle with virtual bodypillows made of blocks! Our bodypillows are stuffed with diamonds and emeralds, making them extra cheeked up. You can hug them around their blocky necks or have them spoon you around your pixelated stomach. It’s like sleeping in a virtual dream world filled with cuddly creepers and snuggly skeletons. Don’t miss out on this bizarrely comforting experience!

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SlimCraft: Shed Pounds in Style

Accountability, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Hacks, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, Long-term goals, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, portion control, POUNDS, self-discipline, Shed, Sleep, SlimCraft, Stress Management, Style, Tips, water intake, weight loss, weight loss journey, workout routines

Are you tired of carrying around all that extra weight in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch those virtual pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer character. Our secret weight loss tip? Every time you die in-game, you have to do 10 push-ups in real life. Trust us, you’ll be ripped in no time! So come join us on this crazy journey to a fitter, stronger Minecraft world.

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