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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4020 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 3033 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking cows who tell the best jokes in the galaxy.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to compliment the llamas on their impeccable taste in pixelated spouses. 😉