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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6277 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas come stampeding through, wearing top hats and monocles. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “i love messi.” Rumor has it that they can tame dragons with just a wink and a smile, and their diamond armor is so blindingly shiny that it can blind any mob that dares to approach.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and engage in epic PvP battles with a chicken riding a spider? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!