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R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	71
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Votes:	7100
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Crops Grown:	3525	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4704
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	315
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ores Mined:	5770

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1770
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.