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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

Maurice’s Minecraft Shenanigans Server

annoyance, Assistance, Barber, barbershop, Communication Issues, cooperation, customer service, Frustration, giving me shit, Haircut, help needed, line up, MAURICE, Maurices, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving head, nigga, Password, problem solving, Server, Shenanigans, stage access, teamwork

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Tired of Maurice messing with your vibe while you’re just trying to give him a fresh haircut in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride where Maurice can’t ruin your barber skills! Plus, rumor has it that the password to the next stage is hidden in the most unexpected place – better start searching! Join now for the craziest adventures and the most absurd challenges you’ve ever faced in Minecraft!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4883
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

BarberceptionCraft

Barber, barber appointments, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber etiquette, barber industry, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber techniques, barber tools, BarberceptionCraft, barbering, barbershop, Grooming, haircare, haircuts, hairstyling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4787	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

yo, dis server be lit like a creeper on a hot summer day. imagine dis, your barber also has a barber. like, what even bro? come join us and experience the madness of a barberception.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that can do the macarena. not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft. you ain’t seen nothin’ until you’ve witnessed a villager rave.

oh, and did we mention our diamond ore spawns are off the charts? you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, my dude. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even your barber having a barber.

Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma

blocked number, Boundaries, Cheating, compromise, cutting off, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, entry, Family issues, forgiveness, gift, Grandma, high T levels, infertility, mean, MommaCraft, narcissistic mother, no contact, PCOS, UNFAIR, visitation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of narcissistic parents and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.

Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.

Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.

So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!

BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms

accepted practices, BlockyBeliefs, changing perspectives, common belief, cultural critique, cultural norms, ethical boundaries, ethical standards, future generations, FutureFacepalms, historical context, moral compass, Moral values, social standards, societal behavior, societal change, societal critique, societal development, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal reflection

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Imagine a world where people thought it was okay to NOT join our epic Minecraft server! In 50 years, they’ll look back and wonder how anyone could resist the temptation of our server’s awesomeness. We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Don’t be left in the past, join us now and be a part of history in the making!

CollideSMP

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Explore, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Redstone, server hosting, Servers, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	7494
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

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colidesmp.net:26935

ShadeMC

activities, alliances, Challenging, community forums, configurations, Connect, Custom Plugins, dynamic, Economy, Events, gameplay, LifeSteal, Minecraft, participate, PvP, Server, ShadeMC, Website

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magic Items Found:	4940	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Shade MC is a Minecraft Lifesteal server that focuses on the Lifesteal game mode, where players can gain hearts from others by defeating them in PvP (player-versus-player) combat. The server features various custom plugins and configurations to enhance gameplay, making the Lifesteal experience more engaging and competitive. Players can join, form alliances, and participate in various events and activities designed to create a dynamic and challenging environment. If you’re interested in joining or learning more, you might want to visit the server’s website or community forums for details on how to connect and participate.

Play.shademc.in:19132

Total Anarchy – Chaos, Creepers, and Craziness, Oh My!

2011, Anarchy, balance, Bans, building, Chaos, Community, Craziness, Creative, CREEPERS, Destruction, Dupe, gameplay, Griefing, Hack, Minecraft, Mods, obsessions, Protection, rules, Server, small server, Survival, TOTAL

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	99
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Players Killed by Monsters:	9858	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	66.70.181.96:25615
Description	Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

Server IP

66.70.181.96:25615

Description

Total Anarchy is an actual anarchy server. No rules, no mods, no bans. Nothing to restrict you from doing what you want. Hack to your hearts content, dupe everything you own, do anything. Its what joining a small minecraft server was in 2011 before everyone was obsessed with protecting everything they did, when people understood minecraft was just as much of a building game as it was about destruction. Find the perfect balance here, at Total Anarchy

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on Total Anarchy. Players are free to do as they please.
Are there any mods on the server?	No, there are no mods on Total Anarchy. It is a pure vanilla experience.
Can I hack or cheat on the server?	Yes, hacking and cheating are allowed on the server. Players are free to use any means to achieve their goals.
Is there any protection for my builds or items?	No, there is no protection for builds or items. Players should be prepared for potential theft or destruction.
Can I play with friends on the server?	Yes, you can invite friends to join you on Total Anarchy. However, be aware that they may also engage in anarchic behavior.

Belgium Bites Minecraft Server

Belgium, Bites, Conflict, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Europeans, hate, History, Jealousy, little guys, Minecraft, misconceptions, nationalism, Peace, Politics, prejudice, Rivalry, Server, solidarity, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	951	Emeralds Found:	9590
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out the truth behind the age-old European beef with Belgium! Rumor has it that the Belgians once stole all the waffles in Europe and hid them in their secret underground waffle bunker. Will you be the one to uncover the delicious truth? Plus, our server has a special mini-game where you can reenact the great waffle heist of 1827 – just watch out for the syrup traps! So come on, join us and help solve the mystery of why Europeans hate Belgium so much – it’s waffle-y important!

The Spacey Minecraft SMP

2024.., Conspiracy, controversial, date, death, destiny, end of era, end of presidency, end times, fate, future event, headline, Minecraft, News, plan C, Politics, prediction, president, Prophecy, September 26th, smp, spacey, speculation, trump

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	183	Crops Grown:	8139
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wildest conspiracy theories unfold! Rumor has it that Trump’s fate is tied to the outcome of our epic PvP battles – will he survive or meet his demise on September 26th, 2024? Join now to find out and maybe even alter the course of history with your mad building skills and strategic gameplay. Who knows, you might even uncover plan D, E, or F! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us today!

RespawnRxDenied

10. Lack of blood transfusions, 11. Lack of pain management, 12. Lack of diagnostic tools, 13. Lack of emergency care, 14. Lack of access to healthcare, 15. Lack of clean water, 16. Lack of nutrition, 17. Lack of mental health treatment, 18. Lack of maternal care, 19. Lack of dental care, 2. Infectious diseases, 20. Lack of cancer treatments., 3. Poor sanitation, 4. Lack of vaccinations, 5. Epidemics, 6. Lack of surgical procedures, 7. Lack of anesthesia, 8. Lack of knowledge about germs, 9. Lack of medical equipment, Lack of antibiotics, RespawnRxDenied

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	4672
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

If you lived in a time before modern medicine, chances are you would have been taken out by a sneaky creeper explosion or a vicious zombie horde on our Minecraft server. But fear not, for our server offers the ultimate protection against all Minecraft-related ailments! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only cure for a broken leg is a bucket of milk and the only remedy for a spider bite is a diamond sword. Don’t let a lack of antibiotics hold you back from joining our server and conquering the virtual world with your fellow players! Who needs modern medicine when you have enchanted golden apples and potions of healing at your disposal? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the dangers of the Minecraft world without the help of modern medicine!

UkraineWithdrawalCraft

Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, poll, public opinion, russia, sanctions, Support, survey, Troops, Ukraine, UkraineWithdrawalCraft, Vladimir Putin, Withdrawal

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where 49% of russians support withdrawal of troops from ukraine! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even putin himself is like “daaaamn, i gotta play on that server!” we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a russian army taking over the world (in a totally non-political way, of course). so come on, comrade, join us and let’s conquer minecraft together! da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da