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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2613
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

Maurice’s Minecraft Shenanigans Server

annoyance, Assistance, Barber, barbershop, Communication Issues, cooperation, customer service, Frustration, giving me shit, Haircut, help needed, line up, MAURICE, Maurices, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving head, nigga, Password, problem solving, Server, Shenanigans, stage access, teamwork

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	238	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Tired of Maurice messing with your vibe while you’re just trying to give him a fresh haircut in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride where Maurice can’t ruin your barber skills! Plus, rumor has it that the password to the next stage is hidden in the most unexpected place – better start searching! Join now for the craziest adventures and the most absurd challenges you’ve ever faced in Minecraft!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4892
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	480214	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

BarberceptionCraft

Barber, barber appointments, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber etiquette, barber industry, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber techniques, barber tools, BarberceptionCraft, barbering, barbershop, Grooming, haircare, haircuts, hairstyling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

yo, dis server be lit like a creeper on a hot summer day. imagine dis, your barber also has a barber. like, what even bro? come join us and experience the madness of a barberception.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that can do the macarena. not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft. you ain’t seen nothin’ until you’ve witnessed a villager rave.

oh, and did we mention our diamond ore spawns are off the charts? you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, my dude. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even your barber having a barber.

Warning: Creeper Hugs Hurt – Minecraft SMP

advice, BEWARE, Caution, cautionary advice, cautionary tale, cautionary wisdom, creeper, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned wisdom, hard-won knowledge, hindsight, hugs, hurt, learn from mistakes, learned the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, smp, Warning, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, it was so lit (literally)! But then I respawned and found a secret underground village full of talking chickens who taught me how to fly with feathers. It was wild, bro.

But seriously, this server is like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a haunted house, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a diamond sword that shoots lasers, and unlimited pizza. Best decision ever.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s goooooo!

CraftyPleasures

CraftyPleasures, Decadence, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure activities, guilty pleasure books, guilty pleasure experiences, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure hobbies, guilty pleasure ideas, guilty pleasure movies, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure products, guilty pleasure TV shows, indulgence, Indulgent, indulging, luxury, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, Treat

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	74828	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Potions Brewed:	114	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of pure awesomeness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. Build towering castles, create intricate redstone contraptions, or just spend hours fishing for enchanted books in our mystical waters.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the shenanigans begin!

NATOcraft: No Putin Veto

cold war, Democracy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, NATO accession, NATOcraft, political conflict, power struggle, putin, russia, Secretary General, SOVEREIGNTY, veto, Western Europe

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ PUTIN AINT GOT NO POWER HERE, WE DONT NEED NO VETO FROM HIM! WE GOT A SECRETARY GENERAL WHO SAYS JOIN US OR ELSE PUTIN WILL CRY LIKE A BABY! COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND FIGHT THE RUSSIANS WITH US, WE’RE TAKING OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! HAHAHAHAHA!

Elon’s Minimum Wage Universe

astronomical, billionaire, Business, Cosmic, Economy, elon musk, Elons, employment, entrepreneur, innovation, Minimum, minimum wage, net worth, opportunity, salary, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, Universe, Wage, wealth, Workforce

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Items Found:	8918
Emeralds Found:	2573	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Elon Musk himself could hire you at minimum wage at the beginning of the universe, and he would still be rolling in the dough today! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and dance parties with creepers. We’ve got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most bonkers Minecraft server in the galaxy! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Elon Musk will actually show up and offer you a job. Stranger things have happened in our wacky world!

Psychedelic Trials & Support

Alternative Medicine, clinical trials, holistic healing, major depressive disorder, mental health, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, posttraumatic stress disorder, psychedelic, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, psychedelic treatment, psychedelic-assisted therapy, psychedelics, psychological support, substance-use disorders, Support, Therapy, trauma therapy, treatment resistant depression, Trials

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Animals Bred:	165
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like taking a trip on some wild psychedelics without even leaving your computer chair! Our server is so lit, it’ll cure your major depressive disorder, treatment-resistant depression, and posttraumatic stress disorder faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Plus, if you’re struggling with substance use disorders, we got you covered too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a whole other dimension. You’ll be building castles in the sky, battling dragons, and making friends with talking pigs in no time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond unicorn that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Minecraft madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but way more fun!

Cobblemon

Cobblemon, competitive pokemon, Double Ditto breeding, Flan mod, Golden Hoes, Master Balls, Masuda method breeding, mob spawns, Modded, Player Gym, pokemon, Rideable Cobblemon, Shiny Tokens, Smogon’s OU format, sophisticated storage, Wager Star Badges

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	2409	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Towns Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9828

Cobblemon Star Academy Server Overview

Server Info	You were hit by a truck and woke up in front of an old junky RV in a world full of Pokemon!
Mods	Sophisticated Storage, Sophisticated Backpacks, Rideable Cobblemon, Breeding
Features	Interactive economy, Wager Star Badges, Tournaments, Player Gyms, Mob spawns enabled
Join Now	IP: 63.135.165.249:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP or subdomain provided above.
What mods are available on the server?	The server features mods like Sophisticated Storage, Sophisticated Backpacks, Rideable Cobblemon, and more.
What can I do on the server?	You can participate in duels, tournaments, player Gyms, and explore a world full of Pokemon and structures to loot.
How do Star Badges work?	Wager Star Badges in duels starting February 1st, and you can trade them for rare items like Master Balls and Shiny Tokens within the server.
Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord community using the provided link above.

Nympho Femme Direct 1.21

Boundaries, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, direct, direct communication, femanon, femme, fidelity, Honesty, Infidelity, Intimacy, long-term commitment, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Nympho, Nymphomaniac, open relationship, relationships, sexual desires, sexual satisfaction, Trust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this wild Minecraft server where the players are as unpredictable as a nymphomaniac femanon?

I mean, imagine the thrill of never knowing what’s gonna happen next!

One minute you’re building a sweet castle, the next minute you’re getting backstabbed by your own teammate.

It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of loops and twists.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your own supply of holy water, ’cause things are gonna get crazy.

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

advice, beneficial advice, Best advice, best guidance, CraftyAdviceMC, golden advice, great advice, guidance, helpful advice, important advice, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, pearls of wisdom, sage advice, smp, sound advice, top advice, valuable advice, VALUABLE TIPS, wise words, words of wisdom

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	4195
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

OMG, like, the best advice I ever got was from this random chicken in Minecraft SMP! It was all like “Join our server, we have diamonds raining from the sky and pigs that can fly!” And I was like, “Sign me up, bro!” So I joined and let me tell you, it was the best decision of my life. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the trees are made of candy and the creepers do the Macarena before they explode? It’s like a crazy, wacky, funhouse of Minecraft madness and I never want to leave! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and laugh your butt off, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! You won’t regret it, I promise! #bestadviceever #diamondsrainfromthesky #pigsflyhigh

MLKJFKConspiracyCraft

Assassination, civil rights, Classified, Conspiracy, documents, Executive Order, Files, Government, History, INFORMATION, investigation, jfk, John F Kennedy, martin luther king jr, MLK, MLKJFKConspiracyCraft, Presidency, Release, transparency, trump, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2903	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join now to witness the epic showdown between MLK and JFK as they team up to take on the creepers and zombies that are threatening to destroy their world. With Trump signing executive orders left and right, who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. So come on, join us and be a part of history in the making!

GazaLootFreeCraft

aid trucks, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, emergency response, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaLootFreeCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian ceasefire, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian intervention, humanitarian organizations, international aid, Looting, MIDDLE EAST, Peacekeeping, relief efforts, UN, united nations

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Votes:	6250	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1188	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	8352
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 2,400 aid trucks enterin gaza but dont worry there aint no major looting cuz we got UN on our side, keepin things in check like a boss.

we got so much epic stuff goin on in this server, you wont even believe it. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakin out into dance parties.

if you wanna have a blast and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life, then this is the place to be. join now before the ender dragon starts throwin a rave and you miss out on all the fun!