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BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Villages Defended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

BarberceptionCraft

Barber, barber appointments, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber etiquette, barber industry, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber techniques, barber tools, BarberceptionCraft, barbering, barbershop, Grooming, haircare, haircuts, hairstyling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5726
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

yo, dis server be lit like a creeper on a hot summer day. imagine dis, your barber also has a barber. like, what even bro? come join us and experience the madness of a barberception.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that can do the macarena. not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft. you ain’t seen nothin’ until you’ve witnessed a villager rave.

oh, and did we mention our diamond ore spawns are off the charts? you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, my dude. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even your barber having a barber.

GermansGoneWild Minecraft Server

autistic, Cinema, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, film, funny, Germans, GermansGoneWild, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, neurodiversity, Political Correctness, satire, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes, Thought-provoking

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	23
Towns Built:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Hey there, fellow gamers! Have you ever watched a movie and thought, “Wow, those Germans must be collectively autistic”? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and unpredictable as that statement, then look no further!

Join our server for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and explore a secret underwater city filled with talking dolphins. But be warned, the villagers here have a strange obsession with building giant statues of potatoes and dancing to dubstep music.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you hugs instead of blowing you up? Where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against your friends in a hot air balloon made entirely out of cheese?

Come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

adult game, bold, challenge, Daring, extra roll, Friends, Friends With Benefits, Fun, game night, guessing game, Interaction, INTIMATE, IRL, Minecraft, Party, ROLL ‘EM, RollCraft, Secrets, Server, Sluts, Social, Wild

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy – it’s that magical!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Celibacy, Contacting, cousin, DATING, Disappointment, Friend, Happy, Holycraft, INFORMATION, mad, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, premarital sex, pursue, pursue romantically, relationship, Religion, Server, texted, think carefully, thwarted

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this wild story.

Imagine building your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships and moral dilemmas. Will you choose love or loyalty? Will you spill the tea or keep the secrets? The choice is yours on our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a gameplay experience like no other. Just remember, in this server, anything can happen – even your cousin dating your best friend!

Momma’s Middleman Madness

aita, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Concert, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Guilt, Jealousy, long tail, loyalty, madness, middleman, mommas, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling relationships, Stability

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your family issues seem like child’s play.

Just like how my dad brought in a new family and chaos ensued, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. From demanding money for gifts to fighting over concert tickets, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

But don’t worry, we won’t put you in the middle of any divorce drama like my parents did. Instead, we’ll make sure you have a blast with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

So join our server now and experience a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a soap opera! Who needs a stable family when you can have a chaotic Minecraft server to escape to?

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

Age-defying interests, Ageless activities, BoomerCraft, Childhood hobbies, Childlike joys, classic games, Enduring hobbies, Evergreen interests, guilty pleasures, Immature fun, Innocent pleasures, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old-fashioned entertainment, Playful pursuits, Reliving youth., Retro activities, Sentimental pastimes, Server, Timeless hobbies, Traditional amusements, Vintage pastimes, Youthful pastimes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you too old for playing with blocks? Well, not on our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner child as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be a virtual architect in our pixelated paradise?

Our server is so epic, even grandmas are ditching bingo night to join in on the fun. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a petting zoo filled with virtual llamas (they spit, so watch out!).

So if you’re too old for playing with toys but still enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun!).

EvilWinnersCraft

Conquerors, Dark History, dark past, despots, dictators, evil figures, EvilWinnersCraft, Historical figures, Historical villains, History, infamous dictators, infamous leaders, Leaders, notorious rulers, oppressive regimes, power hungry, ruthless leaders, tyrants, Villains

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villains of history are! We have recreated famous historical figures like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, and even Cleopatra as evil bosses that you must defeat to claim their treasures. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your pickaxe and sword, and show these baddies who’s boss in our wacky world of historical mayhem!

NATOcraft: Ukraine Edition

accession, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global security, Guidelines, international relations, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, political stability, russia, SECURITY, Summer summit, Ukraine, US State Department

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	145	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Animals Bred:	51	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4117	Magic Items Found:	5043
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

LOL HAVE U HEARD BOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? U GONNA WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT NATO ACCESSION GUIDELINES BEING HANDED OUT AT DA SUMMER SUMMIT, BRO! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, WE’RE BRINGIN’ INTERNATIONAL POLITICS INTO MINECRAFT, AIN’T NO SERVER DOIN’ IT LIKE US! U WANNA BE PART OF DIS HISTORICAL MOMENT, JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT DIPLOMAT! WHO KNEW BLOCKS COULD BE SO DIPLOMATIC, AMIRITE? SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN DA FUN, CUZ WE’RE TAKIN’ MINECRAFT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, BABY! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR SOMETHIN’ LIKE DAT!

GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

aging, Boost, cardiovascular disease, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, gratitude intervention, gratitude journaling, gratitude practice, health benefits, healthy aging, Longevity, mental health, mindfulness, mortality, older adults, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, Protective, research, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Star Shards Collected:	210	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
New Chunks Explored:	950014	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Europe, GrownUps, java, new zealand, North America, occasional, Performance, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Projects, Reset, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, smp, south america, Stability, Survival, united states, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crops Grown:	6679	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Items Found:	4521
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!