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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6121 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7128 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
