Barbaric MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Savage Minecraft Server

barbaric, animalistic, instinctual, Wild, transformation

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

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HolyWoofMC

Ridiculous, Abuse, Priest, consent, ACCUSATION

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

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DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

decomposed, Confirm, mum, family, Tell Dad

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

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ChickensCluckin’ Minecraft Server

Ethics, barbaric, morality, culture, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chickens reign supreme and battle it out in epic death matches for the amusement of all players! Join us for the most cluck-tastic showdowns you’ve ever seen as these feathered warriors peck and claw their way to victory.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where players can place bets on their favorite fowl fighters. Will it be the feisty red hen or the cunning black rooster? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday night where players can dress up as their favorite chicken and compete in a hilarious dance-off. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player trying to do the chicken dance while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

So why do thirdies like to watch chickens kill each other so much? Because on our server, it’s not just about watching – it’s about joining in on the fun and experiencing the clucking madness for yourself. Join us today and prepare for a poultry-filled adventure like no other!

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CraftyCrimea Minecraft Server

sanctions, Politics, Diplomacy, CraftyCrimea, Ambassador

so, liek, u kno how russia and u.s. r always beefin’? well, now u can join our minecraft server and be part of the action! come help russia defend crimea from barbaric ukrainian attacks, all while summoning ambassadors and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic and u won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear u will ever see. so come join us and be part of the madness!

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CraftyUndercutters

foreign meddling, election interference, #covert operations, international relations, national security

So like, this server is like the ultimate battleground between Iran and Russia, but in Minecraft form. Iran is all like, “we gonna take down Trump campaign” and Russia is like, “nah, we gonna do the opposite.” It’s like a political showdown but with blocks and creepers. Join this server if you wanna see some crazy international drama unfold in the most unexpected way possible. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see Trump campaign getting taken down by a bunch of Minecraft players? It’s gonna be epic, bro. Join now and be part of the chaos!

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Measles Mayhem Minecraft

study, columbia university, vaccine reluctance, Epidemic, socioeconomic factors

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!

We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.

So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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SoullessCraft Minecraft Server

soulless game mechanics, Minecraft, uninspired, lack of passion, lack of emotion

Tired of boring, soulless video games that leave you feeling empty inside? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

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“DustyJudy the SMP Queen” – Minecraft SMP

Judy, Reveal, investigation, hidden identity, uncovering the truth

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unravel the mystery of Judy, the most elusive and mysterious player to ever grace our server. Rumor has it she was a master prankster who could turn your house into a giant potato with just a flick of her wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, besides the fact that we have the best community of players who are always up for a laugh, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, but hey, it’s all part of the fun).

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind Judy and create the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft world ever seen!

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SibSquadSillies

long history, facebook group, family conflict, stillborn baby, SibSquadSillies

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your sister-in-law’s baby naming obsession? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where your name is constantly under attack, just like poor Meadow and her siblings. But fear not, on this server, you can create a new identity and leave behind the drama of bad baby names.

SIL may have her opinions, but on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without judgment. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave the baby name drama behind.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be naming is your next epic build. Who needs baby names when you have blocky masterpieces to create? See you in the game!

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