Barbaric MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Savage Minecraft Server

Turn, Brutal, primal instincts, UNTAMED, AGGRESSIVE

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

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HolyWoofMC

Abuse, Animals, Saint Francis of Assisi, Absurd, baptismal font

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

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DadWillRespectDeniedLOL

SPLIT, barbaric, decomposed, executor, mum

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and escape the chaos of family disputes over ashes and wills. Our server is a place where you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

Don’t let your mom dictate what happens to your dad’s ashes – join us and build a monument in his honor instead! And hey, if you ever need advice on handling family drama, our community is here to support you (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-world craziness behind. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from family feuds and funeral plans gone wrong?

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ChickensCluckin’ Minecraft Server

culture, Spectator sport, Entertainment, Blood Sport, thirdies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chickens reign supreme and battle it out in epic death matches for the amusement of all players! Join us for the most cluck-tastic showdowns you’ve ever seen as these feathered warriors peck and claw their way to victory.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where players can place bets on their favorite fowl fighters. Will it be the feisty red hen or the cunning black rooster? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday night where players can dress up as their favorite chicken and compete in a hilarious dance-off. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player trying to do the chicken dance while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

So why do thirdies like to watch chickens kill each other so much? Because on our server, it’s not just about watching – it’s about joining in on the fun and experiencing the clucking madness for yourself. Join us today and prepare for a poultry-filled adventure like no other!

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CraftyCrimea Minecraft Server

Server, Crimea, Blame, Invasion, Conflict

so, liek, u kno how russia and u.s. r always beefin’? well, now u can join our minecraft server and be part of the action! come help russia defend crimea from barbaric ukrainian attacks, all while summoning ambassadors and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic and u won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear u will ever see. so come join us and be part of the madness!

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ForgiveCraft Minecraft Server

forgiveness, personal growth, self-transformation, self development, self love

Are you tired of feeling down and letting people down all the time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all your worries and become the best version of yourself! Join us and grind away until you reach your full potential and show the world the amazing person you truly are. Don’t isolate yourself, join our community and let us help you on your journey to inner happiness. Who knew that all it took was playing Minecraft to become the best version of yourself? So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your transformation today!

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EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

INFORMATION, general, patches, Carian Edition, Build planner

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Elden Ring crossover!

Join us for epic adventures in the Lands Between where 80% of the love stories involve a Carian edition. That’s right, romance is in the air and you never know when you might find your soulmate riding on the back of a majestic Carian.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Bandai Namco, character planners to help you build the ultimate warrior, and an interactive map to guide you on your quest. Plus, our group password is so secret, even the Elden Ring itself doesn’t know it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary 482663293 hidden somewhere in the Lands Between.

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BIL’s Big Day Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, Priorities, Family Events, Minecraft, travel

Are you tired of dealing with demanding in-laws who expect you to drop everything for their extravagant destination weddings? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from entitled family members who think their wedding is more important than your child’s birthday. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a pixelated paradise where you make the rules!

Forget about rushing to catch flights to random countries for weddings that don’t even allow kids. Instead, embark on epic quests and adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with selfish relatives.

Join us now and show your BIL that you won’t be bossed around anymore – because in this virtual world, you’re the one calling the shots! Plus, who needs a destination wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza right from the comfort of your own home?

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NoSexInMyHouseCraft

Friends, autistic, NoSexInMyHouseCraft, comfort, House

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the awkwardness of real life situations like this? Look no further! Join our server where sexy time noises are strictly prohibited! We understand the importance of a sex-free zone, especially when you’re asexual and autistic. Our community is filled with supportive players who will never judge you for wanting a quiet, peaceful gaming experience. Plus, we have virtual spare rooms that will never be ruined by loud sex noises – unless, of course, you’re battling a horde of zombies! Join now and leave the real world drama behind – we promise no sloppy kisses noises, guaranteed!

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UnfriendlyVille Minecraft Server

travel woes, rude locals, difficult interactions, inhospitable place, unwelcoming atmosphere

Have you ever been to a city where the villagers throw potatoes at you instead of trading with you? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server! Our city is so unfriendly, even the creepers are scared to explode here. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources for you to survive and thrive in this hostile environment. Join us if you dare, and see if you can conquer the most unfriendly city in Minecraft history!

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