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CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchantments Applied:	233	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3684
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	152

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	99828
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

108.181.149.203:8202