Barack Obama

>He then proceeds to tell me that he runs the prison and I better not step out of line>I nod vigorously, still on my knees, scared for my life>Big T then offers me a deal. If I join his Minecraft server, he will protect me from the other inmates>I am confused but also intrigued. A Minecraft server in prison? Sounds like a dream come true>I agree to join, and Big T hands me a slip of paper with the server IP>Later that night, I log on to the server from the prison computer room>I am greeted by a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and flying pigs>Big T is there, building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks>He tells me that on this server, we can build anything we want and there are no rules>I start building a giant statue of Barack Obama, just to troll him even more>Big T laughs and joins in, adding a top hat and a monocle to the statue>We spend hours building and laughing together, forgetting about the prison walls surrounding us>Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of trolling, building, and unexpected friendships with prison gang leaders. Who knows, you might even find yourself building a diamond castle with Big T himself!