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CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

Caucasus region, Circassian people, CircassianCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, Genocide, historical apology, historical atrocities, historical justice, historical memory, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, minority rights, political statement, recognition, reconciliation efforts, Russian Empire, Ukrainian parliament, War Crimes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mines Excavated:	4377	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Above Average, Characters, FANTASY, Good, joking, love, Lowkey, MysticCraft, Nonsensical, nothing going, people, Personality, plebs, Realms, redditors, retarded, Starting, Story, think.., Visuals, world-building

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those boring ass games, come join our Minecraft server! We got visuals that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s like you’re on acid but in a good way. And who needs character development when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends? Our world building is so non-existent, it’s like a blank canvas for your wildest creations. And don’t even get me started on the story, it’s so nonsensical, it’ll make you question your own existence. Trust me, only the truly retarded will pass up this opportunity to join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ConcertTimeOops Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, Communication, Concert, concert etiquette, concert intermission, concert timing, ConcertTimeOops, Disappointment, early meeting, Expectations, friendship, Hangout, Jazz, leaving early, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Plans, Respect, Server, snarky text, social etiquette

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchantments Applied:	59	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	2022	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about getting cheated in a hangout like poor OP did at that jazz show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that concert mishap.

Reasons to join our server: – We have two “showings” of epic Minecraft adventures every day, at 7:30pm and 9:30pm (just kidding, it’s actually one long intermission-filled extravaganza)! – Our band of players will keep you entertained with their virtual tunes and melodies, no need to worry about missing out on the fun. – Leave whenever you want, we won’t send you snarky texts the next morning. In fact, we encourage you to come and go as you please, just like a Minecraft block that can be placed and removed at will.

So don’t be an asshole like OP’s friend, join our server and experience the ultimate hangout where the only thing you’ll feel cheated out of is a boring day!

FiancéCraft: No Name Change Required!

AITA Refusing Fiance Last Name Marriage Relationship Horrible Hiscock Sexual Innuendo Teasing Process Maiden Name Hyphenate Stubborn Real Family Valid Love Happiness Family Compromise, CHANGE, FiancéCraft, required

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Votes:	1479	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and dive into the crazy world of blocky adventures.

Just like this woman who refused to take her fiance’s last name because it sounded like a naughty joke, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in while playing here!

Forget about boring family-friendly servers, on our server, we embrace the chaos and encourage you to be your true self, even if that means causing a little drama along the way. Join now and let the craziness begin!

LonelySteveMC SMP

Abandoned, alone, Depressed, emotional isolation, Empty, feeling alone, friendless, ISOLATED, isolated behavior, isolated signs, lack of connection, Loneliness, loneliness symptoms, lonely behavior, lonely indicators, LonelySteveMC, neglected, signs of loneliness, smp, social isolation, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is the cure for loneliness! You know you’re lonely when you start talking to your pet rock and it starts talking back. But fear not, on this server, we have a secret potion that turns your pet rock into a real-life talking pet! Imagine having a conversation with a rock, bro, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have mastered the art of dancing like a chicken. Yes, you heard me right, you gotta bust out those chicken dance moves to unlock the treasure. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re like the Illuminati, but cuter and furrier. Join us and help us stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

So if you’re feeling lonely and in need of some wacky adventures, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a talking pet rock or a chicken-dancing treasure hunter. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

YoonCraft Minecraft Server

civil war, Conflict Resolution, constitutional crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Lawyer, leadership, Minecraft, national security, POLITICAL CRISIS, political division, political tension, protest, Rule of Law, Server, social unrest, south korea, standoff, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	299	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, Yoon’s lawyer is warning of a ‘civil war’ in South Korea and, like, we gotta distract ourselves with some epic block building, ya know?

Join our server and help prevent a real civil war by fighting mobs and building the sickest bases ever. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

So, like, don’t be a noob and join our server now before it’s too late. Who knows, maybe Yoon’s lawyer will even join and help us defeat the Ender Dragon together. It’s gonna be epic, bro.

9YearOldCraft

9YearOldCraft, activism, child brides, child marriage, Child protection, child welfare, cultural practices, gender equality, girl’s rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iraq, law amendment, legal age, legal reform, legislative change, marriage laws, MIDDLE EAST, Social Issues, underage marriage, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Animals Bred:	142
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles! we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle and defeat the evil zombie army that is trying to take over our pixelated world.

plus, we have a special event where you can marry a 9-year-old girl (just kidding, that’s not cool). but seriously, join us for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, girls only, height, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, width

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7026	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mtlp.vanillaboxmc.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, active community, Ambitions, big ambitions, build nearby, Claims, classic-style, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, no plugins, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Version	Latest
Plugins	None
Community Guidelines	Build nearby, but exceptions allowed
Goal	Active long-term community

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a Vanilla server?	Yes, there are no non-vanilla plugins.
Are there teleportation commands?	No, there is no teleporting on this server.
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server.
How can I join?	Join the discord and get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx

Crafty Quests 1.21

action items, ai generated, Assistance, comma separated, Crafty, follow through, Generate, Instructions, Know what to do, list, long tail, productivity, Quests, reminders, tags, task completion, task management, up to 20, what to do, You know

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9270	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Votes:	8268

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs can fly, literally! Forget boring old regular pigs, here we have pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon birds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s like Thriller meets EDM, but with blocky graphics and pixelated moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE. Imagine rolling around the server as a delicious dairy delight, causing confusion and hunger wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.