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BoyfriendIQ Minecraft Server

American, Apology, bar performance, Boyfriend, BoyfriendIQ, Communication, disagreement, Europe, genuine connection, geography, geoguessr, honeymoon phase, Iceland, insult, intelligence, knowledge games, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, Schooling, Server, Trivia, United Kingdom

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with a good old game of geoguessr! Join us for some intense rounds of pointing at countries on a map and see if you can tell the difference between Iceland and the United Kingdom.

If you’re looking for a server where you can test your knowledge of obscure countries and potentially insult your partner’s intelligence in the process, then this is the place for you! Who knew geography could cause such drama in a relationship?

But don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe space for all your geographical disagreements and maybe even help you learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky terrain of both Minecraft and relationships. Who knows, you might even discover a new country or two along the way!

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

BackHanded, backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMentality, funny, funny compliments, Minecraft, odd, odd compliments, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, quirky compliments, smp, strange, strange compliments, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual compliments, weird, weird compliments

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magic Items Found:	6427	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

category, long tail tags, MineTop5CatList, tags, top five

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

armed group, Creepercraft, economic sanctions, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding sources, hezbollah, Hezbollah finances, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah operations, Israeli strikes, Lebanese organization, Middle East conflict, militant group, Military operations, Minecraft, money problems, political instability, regional tensions, security threats, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	3657
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Emeralds Found:	6969

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Void Armor Forged:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

play.randommc.net

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Farms Harvested:	272	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Votes:	1475

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Empress Edition, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, Minecraft, monster hunter, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, release date trailer, slayer, smp, squad, Steam, Steam Deck, Sunbreak TU Info, vg play

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	7270
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!