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Minecraft SMP: Brendan Schaub is a Noob

Brendan, Brendan Schaub, comedian, comedian podcast, fighter, long tail tags, Minecraft, MMA, noob, podcaster, schaub, smp, stand up comedy, the fighter and the kid, The Gringo Papi, UFC fighter

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because Brendan Schaub is bringing the heat as The Gringo Papi on our wild and wacky SMP!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a little bit of questionable decision-making (looking at you, Gringo Papi). Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when Brendan Schaub is in charge?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make some new friends, and experience Minecraft like never before, then come join us on The Gringo Papi’s SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything because with Brendan Schaub at the helm, there’s never a dull moment.

Bravlmc

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Cracked, Crates, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, hypixel, java, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modern plugins, multiplayer, pe, Premium, PvP, RPG, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to the BravlMcNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Hypixel Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy!. Join now and become a part of this Community. I

in6.unitehost.fun:25573

Aquariumc

active community, Adventure, challenge, collaborate, Competitions, Connect, Custom, EXCITEMENT, Friends, limited resources, Missions, Secrets, Special Events, strategy, Surprises, Survival, survival skills, Terrain, unique maps, wits

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	146	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Hello Adventurer.

Are you looking for a new challenge in the world of survival games? Join our Survival Custom and discover a world full of excitement and surprises!

On our server, you will enjoy:

Unique Maps: Explore custom terrain and secrets to discover. Limited Resources: Test your survival skills in a challenging environment. Special Events: Take part in competitions and missions that will test your wits and strategy. Active Community: Connect with other players, make friends and collaborate to survive together. Don’t wait any longer, the adventure is waiting for you! Join now and prove you have what it takes to survive.

Greetings!

Aquariumc.fun:25566

Libtard’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, BLOCK, Censorship, culture, current events, debate, Democracy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, Global Issues, Government, liberal, libtard., libtards, Minecraft, opinion, Party, Political Correctness, political discourse, political ideology, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Farms Harvested:	119	Votes:	3195
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have taken up salsa dancing as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, and only you can stop them with your mad Minecraft skills. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers and turns zombies into disco-loving party animals.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the pixelated universe!

Ceremonial Minecraft SMP Offerings – Chapter 6: Ingoshima

Adventure, Ceremonial, Ceremonial Offerings, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, educational trip, family, Friends, Ingoshima, locals, Manga, Minecraft, Offerings, rough seas, Shipwreck, smp, strange island, strangers, Survival, Unfriendly, Yoshinomiya Municipal High School

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure like no other! Imagine being a high school student on a field trip that goes horribly wrong – shipwrecked on a mysterious island with unfriendly locals! Will you survive and escape, or will you become a permanent resident of this crazy island?

Chapter 1: The students realize they are stranded and must work together to survive. Chapter 2: They discover strange creatures and hidden secrets on the island. Chapter 3: A group of students go on a daring mission to find food and supplies. Chapter 4: The students encounter a rival group of survivors who will stop at nothing to take control of the island. Chapter 5: The ultimate battle for survival begins as alliances are tested and friendships are broken.

Join now for a thrilling and hilarious Minecraft experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Who knew a school trip could turn into such a crazy adventure? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

What is the IP for CaRtOoNz Minecraft Server?

cart0onz, cartoons, cartoonz, cartoonz crew, cartoonz crew junior, cartoonz crew song, cartoonz face reveal, Funny Moments, Let’s Play, Minecraft, Server, toonz

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

CaRtOoNz is a popular American content creator known for his comedic gaming videos on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a signature animated avatar, he has amassed a large following for his humorous commentary and gameplay across a variety of titles. CaRtOoNz has collaborated with other prominent gamers and is known for his energetic and entertaining content.

Alien Invaders Minecraft Server

#youtube, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Archive, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Ex-Tsunderia, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, Server, tcgia, twitch, twitter, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come to play! Join us for a chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, who can mine diamonds like nobody’s business, or take on the Ender Dragon with Fuura Yuri, the ultimate dragon slayer (RIP).

But that’s not all – Ember Amane will light up your world with her fiery skills, while Dizzy Dokuro will spin you right round like a record, baby. And don’t forget about Jelly Hoshiumi, who will make sure you never get lost in the Nether again!

With Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko also in the mix, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. Plus, we’ve got Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and even the legendary Yubicraft to keep you company.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re everywhere!

Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Land Of The Lotus

adventure serenity nature exploration community landscapes harmony build peaceful pond discovery beauty spirit relax vibrant lush spirit pond build relaxation, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Runes Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Step into a world where adventure and serenity intertwine. In the Land of the Lotus, you’ll find a vibrant Minecraft community inspired by the beauty of nature and the spirit of exploration. Whether you seek the thrill of discovery in lush landscapes, wish to build in harmony with the world around you, or just want to relax by a peaceful lotus pond, this is the place for you.

Landofthelotus.play.astralservers.cc:49253

Weast Minecraft Server: Speech 60/100

Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Conquer, Conquerors, Degenerate, dialogue, disagreement, east, FIRED, humor, Incompetence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, misunderstanding, sarcasm, Server, Speech, Termination, Weast

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Votes:	3266

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to conquer the mystical land of Weast, where the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. Don’t worry about getting fired, because on our server, you’re the boss! Build your empire, recruit minions, and rule over the land with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

But beware, the land of Weast is filled with danger and mystery. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what madness awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in Weast, anything can happen.