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BabyBlockBash

anger, BabyBlockBash, BETRAYAL, Bisexual, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Deception, emotions, family, Friends, Girlfriend, Honesty, hurt, Infidelity, Laughter, Lesbian, Pregnancy, relationship, Threesome, Trust

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7984	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-girlfriend’s cheating scandal? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to explore the unexpected twists and turns just like in this crazy story.

We promise you won’t find any cheating girlfriends here, just a community of players ready to laugh, build, and have a great time together. And hey, if you’re looking for a threesome, we’ve got plenty of mobs to team up with!

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (or in the mines)!

Blockapocalypse2022

apocalyptic event, Blockapocalypse2022, catastrophe, climate change, economic collapse, environmental crisis, Future, global impact, historic moment, natural disaster, pandemic, paradigm shift., political upheaval, prediction, significant event, social revolution, stand still, technological breakthrough, unexpected, world event, world-changing event

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crops Grown:	4574	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and witness the next event that will make the world stand still – a giant chicken invasion! That’s right, massive chickens will descend upon the world, causing chaos and mayhem as players scramble to survive the poultry onslaught.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on while dodging explosive dance moves – it’s a party you won’t forget!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows what crazy events will happen next? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the fun!

Greens Gone Bad: Vintage News Attack

Advance Australia, Attack, bad, biased reporting, CONSERVATIVE, election news, Facebook Page, greens, Greens party, Lobby group, Malinformation, Manipulation, Misinformation, negative light, News, news articles, older news, Political, Propaganda, smear campaign, Spreading, Tactic, targeted advertising, vintage

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! our server is so lit, even herobrine is jealous!

we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as tight as a creeper’s grip on its last explosion!

come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs real life when u can have all the fun in minecraft land?

so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Cat Legacy SMP

Arena, BUILD, Community, Conquer, Custom, Development, Discord, Economy, Events, Factories, hats, Jobs, Lottery, Nationalities, particles, Pets, Philippines, PvE, PvP, Rise, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	258	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Cat Legacy SMP Proudly PH-Based | Open to All Nationalities ==================================================== Join Cat Legacy SMP, a vibrant and competitive Minecraft community where creativity meets opportunity! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a new player, our server offers something for everyone. Here’s what you can expect:

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Weird Food Dream Minecraft Server

angry pizzaiolo, banned from pizzeria, BATS, big nose, dream, Dreamland, erratic, Food, happy food dance, heavy italian accent, italian chef, LASAGNA, Mama Mia, minced meat, Minecraft, mustache, Nephews, Outrageous, pepperoni pizza, pesto sauce, PIZZERIA, Server, stereotypical, weird, weird food dream

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4084
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old pizza and lasagna? Do you want to experience the ultimate food fusion like never before? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can create your own outrageous dishes like the legendary pepperoni pizsagna! Our Italian chef will be there to guide you through the process, but be warned, he’s a bit eccentric and may ban you if you don’t impress him with your culinary skills.

Join now and embark on a food-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter the chef’s nephews with bats ready to defend their family’s honor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your taste buds run wild in the craziest pizzeria Minecraft server ever! Mama mia, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Due Tomorrow Minecraft SMP Essay 250 Words

250 word essay, academic pressure, academic responsibilities, academic stress, college assignment, deadline approaching, due, due tomorrow, essay, help needed, last minute, Minecraft, movie marathon, need assistance, overwhelmed, procrastination, smp, stress relief, Student Life, study habits, time crunch, Time management, Tomorrow, urgent assignment, Words, writing task

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old school work and deadlines? Do you want to procrastinate in style? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as procrastination-prone as you are.

Forget about that 250-word essay due tomorrow, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be writing is your next epic quest to slay the Ender Dragon. Who needs to worry about grades when you can be building your own empire in the virtual world?

And if you think you’re screwed for not starting that essay, just wait until you see the chaos that unfolds on our server. From creeper explosions to accidental lava baths, there’s never a dull moment in our world. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can be laughing your way through ridiculous mishaps with your fellow players?

So come join us and embrace the chaos, the procrastination, and the sheer madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you’ll never look at that essay the same way again.

NoMeatNoHome Minecraft Server

Agitated, ending relationship, Fish, Incompatible, lunch meats, meat, Minecraft, no meat in home, NoMeatNoHome, protein, Server, small apartment, smell, tinned fish, UNCOMFORTABLE, under counter fridge, Vegetarian

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9859
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no meat or fish” policy just like this player’s home! We understand the struggle of living with someone who just can’t respect your dietary choices, which is why we offer a safe haven for all vegetarians and vegans out there.

Join us and build your own virtual fridge without any lunch meats or tinned fish to ruin your appetite. No more opening the fridge to be hit with the smell of meat – just pure, plant-based goodness all around!

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend is trying to sneak in some virtual meat, don’t worry – we have a virtual breakup feature where you can end the relationship and find someone who truly understands your vegetarian lifestyle.

So come on over to our server and enjoy a meat-free paradise where you can game in peace without any pesky meat eaters ruining your vibe. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-filled and deliciously meat-free at the same time?

AssholeWashCraft

#workout, active lifestyle, AssholeWashCraft, bath rags, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, Communication, Conversation, husband, hygiene, hygiene products, Marriage, nether regions, personal care, personal hygiene, relationships, showering, sweating, Wife

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers with dirty players who don’t even bother to clean their virtual butts? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest one out there!

Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.

Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CreeperConspiracy

CreeperConspiracy, Disturbing, facts, unsettling, unsettling accounts, unsettling data, unsettling details, unsettling discoveries, unsettling evidence, unsettling facts, unsettling findings, unsettling information, unsettling insights, unsettling knowledge, unsettling observations, unsettling realities, unsettling reports, unsettling revelations, unsettling statistics, unsettling truths

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to discover the deeply unsettling fact that all the cows in our world are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the chickens to overthrow them and become the ultimate ruler of the farmyard! So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

MC.RAII.RO

Adventure, Community, Crates, Creative, Earth, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, host 24/7, Ip:, Jobs, MCRAIIRO, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quality Systems, Server, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

MC.RAII.RO IP: node.raii.ro VERSION: 1.21.1 What can we offer you? – Quality systems – Shop, Crate-uri, job-uri – Host 24/7 – And many others If you also want to discover these things, we are waiting for you on the server!

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