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CraftyDrunk Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: a drunk player stumbling around, trying to build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Hilarious, right? But that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and witness the chaos as players try to ride pigs off cliffs, build roller coasters that lead straight into lava pits, and try to tame creepers as pets. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even see a player try to fish with a diamond sword or challenge a zombie to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Deportcraft

op prison, PrisionOP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

CURRENT VERSION: 1.8X | A Great Server dedicated solely and exclusively to the attention of the Minecraft community. Enter our server and have fun! Modalities: (Version 1.8 – 1.17) – PrisonOP – More coming soon!

mantenimiento.systes.net:2232

❤KotaLand❤ Minecraft server

cars

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

KotaLand server! 1.12.2

RoliPlay survival!

Prizes for the first login to the server!

Quests and much more, for which you can get game currency and donations!

Mini-Games on command blocks!

BedWars, Splif, TnTran, Boss Hunt!

Plugins for cars!Come join us on our Discord server!! https://discord.gg/TcE42NkCfh

176.96.225.85

ANDAI Unions

Earth, Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	65	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2587
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Are you looking for a Factions + Roleplay Modded Minecraft server? Consider joining ANDAI! We are a community of 100+ players looking to grow. In ANDAI, you can: – Create or join a historical nation – Build massive cities, armaments, and defenses – Participate in large scale battles with our in-house gun mod, Expansive Weaponry – Role-play international relations – Spend hours with our diverse mod list Join our discord to get started!

Currently, we are in the Cold War Era.

unions.rainyville.org

UnityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	9502	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Come join the amazing community for bedrock and java. The bedrock port is 19132 and the server address is unitymc.accessconnect.us.

unitymc.accessconnect.us

Playboxcraft

Creative, Eggwars, Kit PvP, Parcelas, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

welcome to PlayBoxCraft

51.161.119.189:41149

The Backrooms Experiment

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	234	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

The Backrooms experiment is a 13 level infinitely generating version of the backrooms. Entities do spawn, and there is a survival element.

This is an experiment, a multiplayer backrooms experience.

Fun fact: this was originally a punishment for hacking

liminal.meridian.to

NVTS MC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	764029	Animals Bred:	153
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Votes:	5708
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

NVTS Vanilla MC SMP Protections in place. www.nvts.online

mc.nvts.online

Spawnpoint

Casual, mmo, PvP, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Animals Bred:	147
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Hi!

This is the opening of an old cluster of servers for a more casual approach to enjoying your minecraft, in a semi-vanilla way.

s2.hosthorde.com:26750

DropCraft Server for real Knights Minecraft server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

The owner of the “DropCraft Server for Real Knights” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

212.22.93.45:25575

Immortal Minecraft

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3855	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mines Excavated:	3052
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

You need to join the discord to play!

Immortal Minecraft is a small, community led, whitelisted SMP. With a friendly playerbase and a non-intrusive ongoing storyline, it can be a very chilled, enjoyable experience. We are a somewhat mature group so we’re looking for similar people.

Currently there is an ongoing limited time event: Skyblock! 2 Teams compete to earn the most achievements possible, and the winners gets to pick a new custom item to be added to the server!

immortalmc.net