UrinalToStall Minecraft Server

awkward situations, relationships, restroom behavior, interpersonal conflict, social norms

Welcome to CrazyCraft: Where Reality Meets Insanity!

Imagine a world where goldfish rule the skies and trees talk in riddles! Penetrate the veil of normalcy and dive into our server of delightful madness where every block is a question mark and every player is a favorite sandwich!

Server Features (Read at Your Own Risk!)

Feature	Description
Sentient Grass Blocks	Will tell you the weather! Most of the time, they lie.
Unlimited Pickles	But why can’t I find the sandwiches?
Endless Nightmares	Cuddle monsters are REAL. Sleep is for the weak!
Creeper Karaoke	Enjoy the explosive music, literally!
Dog Cops	The law is in a very fluffy place. Just don’t bark back.
End Portal to the 3rd Dimension	It’s just your closet. Don’t open it!

Player Testimonials

“I never thought I could milk a cow with my bare hands. Now I’m stuck in a time loop.” – Player747

“The pickles sing as I run. I think I’m the heir to the throne!” – DukeOfPickles

“My only regret is teaching my pet spider to read.” – SpookySteve

Join Us, If You Dare!

CrazyCraft is not just a server; it’s a cosmic trip through a kaleidoscope! Leap from dimensions and embrace the chocolate fountain of existential despair! Maybe the world is flat? Maybe you’re just dreaming of donuts! Reality is just a suggestion!

Cautionary Notice

Beware, oh traveler! If you hear whispers in the void, it may be the fry cook from the 273rd reality trying to steal your soul. Trust no one, especially the talking sheep. On Thursdays, they become sentient.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

Mentorship, Conflict Resolution, Minecraft, friendship, emotional outbursts.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama-filled encounters! Just like the intense showdown in the Circle K parking lot, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. Fight against your friends, build your way to the top, and unleash your inner warrior!

Experience the thrill of facing off against your enemies in a virtual world where anything is possible. Just like the intense argument between Alex and his friend, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all obstacles in your path?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your skills and show everyone what you’re made of. Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even encounter a 19-year-old knight looking to be taken home by a 48-year-old chef! The possibilities are endless, so come join us today!

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CharityCraft40P

refusing change, Boundaries, workplace dynamics, Decision making, coworker

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal autonomy? Look no further! Our server is like that coworker who puts your change in a charity box without asking – except we won’t touch your money, we promise!

Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and explore without anyone making decisions for you (unless you want them to, of course). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret charity box filled with diamonds – just kidding, that would be ridiculous!

So if you’re tired of people meddling in your finances and want to play Minecraft in peace, join our server today. Just remember, we won’t touch your 40p – unless you want us to donate it to the virtual charity of your choice!

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GFDefenseCraft

Social Interaction, Pool, drink, Boundaries, Asshole

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

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Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

bar, virgin drinks, tipping culture, tallboys, drink prices

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!

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DrinkCraft Minecraft Server

Miscommunication., buying drinks, wingman, love interest, Perception

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for your drink-buying skills? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about sending a drink to just one player again. We welcome all levels of social awkwardness and guarantee a judgment-free zone.

Imagine a world where you can send virtual drinks to your friends without fear of backlash. Our server is the place to be for those who want to practice their social skills in a safe and supportive environment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual love interest while you’re at it!

Join now and experience a community where buying drinks for virtual friends is not only accepted but encouraged. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to make new friends and maybe even find your virtual soulmate. See you in the game!

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Mom’s Drink Tab Minecraft Server

money management, Bar etiquette, sibling dynamics, girlfriend dynamics, family relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone sneaking drinks onto your tab? Look no further! Join our server where we have strict rules against adding drinks to other players’ tabs without permission.

Imagine a world where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of someone racking up a huge bill in your name. Our server is a safe haven for those who value proper bar etiquette and respect for others’ finances.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining without the added stress of unexpected bar tabs. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures while you’re at it! So come on over and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other.

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Blocky Buildz Minecraft Server

Server, ps2, blocky, video games, Numbers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that couldn’t outsell a PS2? Look no further, because our server is here to blow your mind! We may only be selling 400k a month worldwide, but that’s because we’re saving up all our sales for one epic blowout event where we’ll outsell every console in history! Join now and be a part of gaming history as we strive to reach our goal of selling 20+ million copies of Minecraft. Who needs a PS2 when you can be a part of something this crazy? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Is She Done For? Minecraft SMP

is she done for now, is she done for sure this time, is she done for real now, smp, is she done for sure

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, you’ve come to the right place because on our server, anything goes!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for stacks of dirt. And don’t even get us started on the wild pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say there have been a few incidents involving exploding sheep and flying pigs.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes an appearance every once in a while to show off his sick dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and no one is safe from the shenanigans that go down on our server. Are you ready to see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world?

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Nuke Wars Minecraft Server

pentagon, CASUALTIES, mainland USA, uk, Nuke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as explosive as a nuclear war? Look no further! Our server is so intense, even the Pentagon is taking notes on our strategies. Join now and experience the thrill of surviving and leading globally in a post-apocalyptic world where six million, ten million, even 20 million deaths in the first half hour are just a minor inconvenience.

Forget about boring old elections, on our server, the Pentagon doesn’t support the democratic process and will do whatever it takes to win. With long-range missiles flying and hypersonic nuclear-capable ballistic missiles being launched, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us at the edge of the precipice and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

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Bar Etiquette

Welcome to CrazyCraft: Where Reality Meets Insanity!

Server Features (Read at Your Own Risk!)

Player Testimonials

Join Us, If You Dare!

Cautionary Notice