New Minecraft Servers 2025

Baptism Minecraft Servers

Baptism Minecraft Servers

  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4545
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Potions Brewed: 142 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

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    Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

    Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

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  • BabyBroBaptismNoShowAITAH

    BabyBroBaptismNoShowAITAH
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 2917
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mines Excavated: 4165
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

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    Are you tired of boring family drama and unrealistic expectations? Then join our Minecraft server where the only baptism you’ll be attending is a baptism in lava! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no pressure to attend random family events.

    Forget about midterms and family obligations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is way more supportive than any stepmom or dad could ever be.

    So come join us and escape the drama for a while. Who needs a baby baptism when you can have a creeper explosion party instead? Let’s block and roll!

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  • SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

    SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 2304
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Villages Defended: 13 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Towns Built: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

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    Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

    Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

    Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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  • WeddingCraftNoDrama

    WeddingCraftNoDrama
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7587
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 4521
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 966 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

    Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

    Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

    And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

    So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

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  • Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

    Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 3510
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

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  • Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?

    Why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Minecraft SMP Docker?
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 5357
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of players dressed as llamas arguing over who has the best dance moves. Suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops in and challenges everyone to a dance-off. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for the rest of the day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary LXC Containers, a group of mysterious players who have mastered the art of teleportation and can travel between dimensions with ease. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare items that can’t be found anywhere else.

    So why did LXC Containers never become mainstream like Docker? Because they’re too busy having the time of their lives on our server, of course! Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next member of this wacky and wonderful community.

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  • 3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server

    3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9562
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Ores Mined: 5240 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Crops Grown: 5893

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    The owner of the server “3b2t – Anarchy without rules and lags” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    gg.3b2t.fun

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  • Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server

    Brightshield Graduation Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 6054
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 4382
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 487 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Dimension Hops: 13
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a magical creature that changes colors with the seasons. Legend has it that if you can catch and shear the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of unlimited cake and cookies!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and exploding cows – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go!

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  • Confused Minecraft SMP Player

    Confused Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 4261
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7149 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Zombie Dances: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 609314 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Votes: 8949 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP where we debate the ethics of abortion while building giant pixel art statues of fetuses! Our server is filled with wacky discussions and outrageous theories about when life truly begins. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates while battling mobs and dodging creepers. Come join us for a wild and controversial adventure!

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  • Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server

    Tribunal vs Dagoth Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4410
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9108 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate conspiracy theory debate going on – did the tribunal murder Nerevar or was it Dagoth? Join us and uncover the truth while building your own empire in a world filled with mystery and intrigue. Plus, rumor has it that if you solve the mystery, you’ll be rewarded with a secret stash of enchanted loot that will make you the most powerful player in the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

    Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 885
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 790260 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Falling into the Void: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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  • Reptile Rave Minecraft Server

    Reptile Rave Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 5234
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7686 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to know which presidential candidate is going to make the biggest impact on the reptile community? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us to debate and discuss the important issues, like which candidate will provide the best heat lamps for our scaly friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of lizard people who are trying to influence the election from the shadows. So come join us and help shape the future for all reptiles, one block at a time!

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  • Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?

    Why Can’t I PvP in Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4629
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where players drop bombs and hat tricks left and right! We’ve got players who can’t score in Brazil but can ghost through the whole game like pros. Join us and witness epic battles against the best players in the world, where Peru, Bolivia, and Chile teams are somehow 10 times better than Borussia and Bayern. Watch as Vini runs through the whole field without any team assistance and scores like a boss – he might just be boycotting the NT for all we know! So come on, join us for some insane Minecraft fun and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server!

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  • Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

    Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2200
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the “Tour de Inferno” where you’ll face off against fiery mobs and insane challenges.

    But that’s not all, we have special programs like the “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can come face-to-face with the devs themselves! Who knows what shenanigans they’ll get up to.

    And if you’re looking for some epic adventures, look no further than our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III.

    But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies and useful links to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

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  • Foot Fag Minecraft SMP

    Foot Fag Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 3512
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Farms Harvested: 123 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Crops Grown: 5870 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and juicy drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Rumor has it that one player mysteriously disappeared after angering the server admin by building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Will he ever return? Or, is it truly over? Join our server to find out and maybe even uncover the truth behind his disappearance.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with a taste for diamond swords.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

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