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Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

Above, Bao, Baos, below, Celestial, deity, Divine, father of Realms, Honor, King, Kingdom, Lord, Lord Bao Bao, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, Powerful, praise, reverence, Ruler, ruler of Heavens, smp, SUPREME, Worship

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5950
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7196	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	265586	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!