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Crafty Trannies in the City

Behavior, calling out, city, confrontational, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, extremism, face covering, fascist, flipping off, Hate Speech, intolerance, nazi, NYC, political activism, Protesting, public protest, social justice, trannies, Yelling, zionist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	4153
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

asset explorer, Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, BandCraft, Bang, BanG Dream!, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, Casual Rock Stars Gacha, charactersorter, ChuPareo, CREEPERS, dream, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fusuke, Gacha simulator, Girls Band Party, Jam, Live Interactions, Morfonica, Nanami, Poppin’western journey, Shirō, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, To The Dazzling Streets, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5467	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	4211	Players Killed by Monsters:	6470
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9103
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Pixel Petal Palace

action, Adventure, alternate history, Anime, Drama, FANTASY, historical, Japan, long trail, Mecha, Military, Palace, Petal, PIXEL, Retro, romance, Sakura Taisen, sega, Steampunk, strategy, tactical rpg, video game, visual novel

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Secret Passages Found:	4

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	517
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	1131
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.