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DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Animals Bred:	97

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	3147	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9249	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1835
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	236
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	1864
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Votes:	5655
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runes Activated:	4

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

1-800-GAMBLER, Atlantic City, Baccarat, BETTING, BLACKJACK, Casino, CRAPS, gambling, jackpot, Las Vegas, MineBet, Minecraft, Monte Carlo, new slot machines, Odds, online gambling, poker, problem gambling, roulette, Server, slot machines, Sports betting, Techniques

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

BritCraft, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.