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“Minecraft Madness: Holostars Edition – Where memes and mining collide!”/lolzyminecraftmadness

Alumni, ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, collidelolzyminecraftmadness, Crimzon Ruze, Edition, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, madness, Magni Dezmond, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Schedule, slow and steady, songs playlist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as slow and steady as a turtle with a limp? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. 2. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of rebellious chickens. 3. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine tried to join but got rejected for not having enough pizzazz. 4. The admins are so dedicated, they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure every pixel on every block was perfectly aligned. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

CraftyMemes – LOLzCraft Server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, CraftyMemes, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, LOLzCraft, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Migratory Bird Edition, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
New Chunks Explored:	591383	Ores Mined:	9123
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and bland gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is like no other! Join now for the Migratory Bird Edition, where you can fly around like a majestic bird and explore the vast world we have created.

Meet our legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of all things Minecraft, or Machina X Flayon, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye. And let’s not forget about Goldbullet, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest. Or how about the Sheep Bowling Tournament, where you use a giant sheep as a bowling ball?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

attraction, bad boy, beauty, creeper, DATING, Decision making, dick size, double standards, Femininity, Gender Roles, gentle guy, height, long-term relationships, Masculinity, Minecraft, nice guy, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, steve

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ores Mined:	5708	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6256	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

beach wedding, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid dress compromise, bridesmaid dress controversy, bridesmaid dress drama, bridesmaid dress etiquette, bridesmaid dress fitting, bridesmaid dress opinions, bridesmaid dress preferences, bridesmaid dress selection, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid responsibilities, Cousins wedding, DressCraft, floral pattern, satin dress, SuckItUpSis, supporting the bride, tropical theme, wedding attire, wedding day attire, wedding planning

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3416
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	7584
Chimeras Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

anger, anxiety, Contentment, Despair, emotion, Emotional rollercoaster, EmoVibe, EXCITEMENT, fear, feelings, Frustration, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, Loneliness, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Peace, Sadness, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	872278	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adventure, Alternate Reality, BUILD, CraftyUniverse, dream world, Dystopia, Enchanting, escapism, Explore, fantastical, FANTASY, fictional universe, imagination, Immersive, MAGICAL, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Sci Fi, speculative fiction, speculative world, surreal, SURVIVE, utopia, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

HamasHavocCraft

AMBITION, captured documents, Conflict, destabilization, extremist group, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, Havoc, Insurgency, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political agenda, Propaganda, Radicalism, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, Unrest, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Votes:	2926	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

0.78 seconds, atomic structure, Element Properties, Element Synthesis, half life, halflife, Havoc, Isotope Discovery, Isotope Stability, New Isotope, Nuclear Chemistry, nuclear decay, nuclear physics, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, Physicists, PlutoCraft, plutonium, Plutonium-227, Radioactive Elements, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, synthesize

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Nova Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Minecraft Anarchy Freedom Adventure Rules Anti-cheat Elytra Hacks Doxxing Rank Chaos Explore Build Team Destroy Gaming Community Survival PvP Sandbox

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

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ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, APPROVED, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, hermitcraft, Images, Imitation, java, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Previous seasons, ProbablyNotSketchy, Semi Vanilla, SemiChocolate, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87311363, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9795	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!