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Brazilian Bants: Craft, Laugh, and Build with ‘/bra/’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Bants, Bra, Brasil, Brazilian, BUILD, Comedia, Craft, cultura brasileira, Diversão, diversidade, Edição morrendo de rir, Engraçado, entretenimento, entretenimento online, fio brasileiro, humor, internet, LAUGH, memes, memes brasileiros, Minecraft, piadas, risadas, sarcasmo, satira, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7818
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some comedy into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off insane stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Join his flock and conquer the land with the power of clucks and pecks!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will leave you in stitches? Come on over and let the good times roll!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3023
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	764
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

adorable, Aesthetic, Anime, art, Bants, blocky, Community, controversial, controversial character, controversial topic, cute, discussion, innocent, internet, Kawaii, Loli, Manga, Neat, social media, taboo, Thread, young

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

action, Average, Cooperative gameplay, different game, First Person Shooter, Good Game, INTENSE, Left 4 Dead, Minecraft, multiplayer, not as good, not Left 4 Dead, not quite the same, post-apocalyptic, Server, similar but different, survival horror, teamwork, Thrilling, Undead, unique experience, video game, Zombie Shooter

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs start chasing you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

And let’s not forget about our epic PvP battles. Take on other players in intense fights where anything goes. Want to fight with a carrot? Go for it! The crazier, the better.

But the real reason you should join our server? The legendary tale of Steve, the player who built an entire castle out of TNT. Yes, you read that right. TNT. And guess what? It actually worked! The castle stood tall and proud until a sneaky creeper came along and blew it all to smithereens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, it’s a good game, it’s just not a good Left 4 Dead game. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Eat Minecraft SMP What

culinary preferences, diet selection, dietary habits, dietary preferences, dietary requirements, Eat, eating habits, eating patterns, favorite foods, feeding behavior, food choices, food consumption, food habits, food preferences, food sources, meal choices, meal planning, menu options, Minecraft, Nutritional Intake, nutritional needs, smp, what do they eat

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	697112

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out what the villagers are secretly munching on in their little huts! Rumor has it they’re snacking on enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, but you’ll have to join to find out for sure. Plus, our server has a secret underground farm where the cows are fed nothing but cake and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a culinary adventure like no other! So come join us and satisfy your hunger for deliciously absurd food in Minecraft!

Rothschild’s Minecraft Server

2019, 2025, Analysis, Banking, Conspiracy, cover, Economist, finance, Future, global elite, illuminati, influence, Minecraft, Owned, power, prediction, Rothschild, Rothschilds, Server, speculation, trends, wealth, world events

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world where you can mine for diamonds while dodging Illuminati conspiracies and Rothschild-owned mobs. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to predicting the future like the 2019 economist cover did! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await on our server. Who knows what insanity 2025 will bring!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP General

#fanficlisting, #HololiveEnglish, #IRySAnniversaryLIVE, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #merchlist, #OKTK, #ourokronii, #OurPromise, #THEDEVILWEARSHOPE, daydream, general, hololive, Infinite, Kronii, Livestream, Minecraft, originalsong, Ouro, residentevilvillage, Rise, smp, tunic

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Potions Brewed:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Imagine mining diamonds while jamming out to Kronii’s original songs like a boss. Or battling creepers in epic boss fights inspired by her streams. And don’t even get us started on the crazy fanfic listings – you won’t believe the stories our players come up with!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a free chat room where you can unleash your inner meme lord, and handy links to keep you connected to all things Kronii. Plus, our current schedule is so jam-packed with fun activities, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos or Londoners – we only want Kronii love here! And don’t forget to report any leaks or defamation against Kronii to Cover – we’ve got your back, fam. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

Blocky Battle Grounds – Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, battle, blocky, dev chat, GROUNDS, Hotfix 5.3.1, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.3, Patch 6.0, Patch notes 1.7.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, sega, Server, Steam, steam powered, steam sale, Tactics, total war, Total War General, Total War Historical Sale, total war three kingdoms, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TotalWar-Official

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Total War game. Build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and unleash your inner warlord on unsuspecting players.

With updates and patches that come out faster than you can say “patch notes,” you’ll never get bored on our server. From hotfixes to balance changes, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t forget about our Pharaoh Dynasties expansion, where you can rule like a true Egyptian ruler.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Steamy Minecraft SMP

Coomerbros, Coomerbros community, Coomerbros memes, digital entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, gaming personalities, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, online multiplayer gaming, PC Gaming, smp, Steam, steam community, Steamy, video games, virtual reality gaming

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Coomerbros, where things are about to get wild!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Coomer, swoops in to save the day with his trusty flying pig sidekick.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you break turns into a delicious taco. But be careful, because the tacos are also explosive and can send you flying into the sky!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Disco Enderman, where the music never stops and the dance moves are out of this world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is Coomerbros? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LastHive Minecraft server

Anarchy, BEES, best, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Foreign, Fun, Gaming, LastHive, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Ranking, RPG, Server, Stable, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

LastHive is one of the stable and best Minecraft servers, created in honor of our beloved bees.

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Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

attraction, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, double standards, Dudes, gender dynamics, Gender norms, judgmental, long-term relationships, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, romantic relationships, Server, Shallow, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2652
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Battles, ch223, Characters, classic, dumping, Epic, futuristic, Galactic, Heroes, Legend of Galactic Heroes, Legendary, Manga, Military, Minecraft, novel, Plot, Ryu Fujisaki, science fiction, Server, space opera, strategy, Universe

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!