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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	4927	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can uncover.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience? Come on down and see what all the buzz is about – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Animals Bred:	123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers dance to dubstep music, and the trees drop candy instead of wood.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than MAGAA (Minecrafters Against Griefing and Anarchy)! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we fight against the evil forces of griefers and anarchists in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the meme lords and gamers out there!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with characters that will make you say “literally me”! From a creeper who loves to photobomb your selfies to a zombie who moonwalks while attacking, our server is filled with hilarious moments that will have you ROFLing in your diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne? Only the bravest and funniest players will prevail!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most meme-tastic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a serious player who doesn’t appreciate a good laugh, in which case, you might want to steer clear. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get this party started! 🐔🤣🎉

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Void Gems Collected:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where men and women are kept separate? Join our server and experience the ultimate unity of genders! We nuked all the outdated thinking that fuels sexism and homophobia, so you can enjoy a truly inclusive and hilarious Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots! Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter their gender!

Blocky Bants: ‘/int/ webm thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place on the block! Join us for our /int/ webm thread where you can watch hilarious and outrageous videos while building your dream world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama-twerking. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks at the bottom of the ocean. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who challenges players to a dance-off before they can claim their prize.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, llamas, and treasure hunts!

Blocky Bants

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where you can start your very own virtual business! From cleaning apartments to selling enchanted diamond pickaxes, the possibilities are endless! Who needs a real job when you can make virtual bank in our pixelated world?

Don’t worry about high starting costs, because on our server, all you need is a few blocks and some creativity to get your business up and running. Plus, you’ll have the support of our friendly community who are always willing to lend a hand (or a diamond sword)!

So come on down to our server and let your entrepreneurial spirit run wild! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

Blocky Bants – Minecraft Madness #5344

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9623
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers have been known to breakdance instead of exploding. You’ll never know what to expect!

2. Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and ends up in the End dimension. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. We have a secret underground base where villagers throw epic parties every night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their dance moves.

4. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a stand-up comedian. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might forget to defeat it!

5. Our server events include sheep racing, pig jousting, and chicken karaoke. It’s a true spectacle that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected and the downright ridiculous!

PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

RideBand Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!

CarnyChampGFsBFFs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Dimension Hops:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dragons Tamed:	7

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	103
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	576

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

PlantCraftBonanza

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

ArcticBlastCraft

ArcticBlastCraft, climate anomalies, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate mystery, climate patterns, climate research, climate science, climate variability, Cooling, Environmental Science, global warming, mysterious cooling, ocean currents, ocean temperatures, oceanography, record speed, scientific research, the atlantic, weather patterns

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why? Like, bruh, it’s like Mother Nature herself is playing a prank on us all! But don’t worry, on this server, we’ve got the sickest ice biomes you’ve ever seen, perfect for building your snow fort or chilling with your penguin pals.

Join us on this wacky adventure as we try to unravel the mystery of the Atlantic’s sudden chill. Maybe it’s a secret government experiment gone wrong, or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Who knows, man, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chill server anywhere else.

So come on down and join us for some frosty fun! Build an igloo, ride a polar bear, or just relax in the icy waters. The possibilities are endless on this server, where the only thing colder than the Atlantic is our sense of humor. See you there, snowflake!

OddOneOut Minecraft Server

does not belong, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like, not like the other, oddoneout, One, one of these, one of these does, one of these is, Server, tags, the other

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	3465
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle and gives out free diamonds to new players. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Plus, we have a special minigame called “one of these is not like the other” where you have to spot the odd block out of a group of identical blocks. Trust us, it’s way more challenging than it sounds. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity).