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MissileMadnessMC

Air Force, Conflict, considers, Defense, F-16s, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, JASSM, Kursk, long range missiles, Military, MissileMadnessMC, russia, SECURITY, Sending, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, US, weapons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a unicorn farting rainbows in ur face.

we got long-range missiles, like wtf? u can blow up ur enemies from across the map and be like “boom, u just got wrecked by my epicness”. and we even got Ukrainian F-16s flying around, ready to drop bombs on anyone who messes with us.

the Kursk Incursion is no match for us, we will defend our land with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MarshmallowMayhem

achievement, adult functioning, age 26, Behavior, childhood behavior, cognitive development., delayed gratification, follow-up, health, INDIVIDUALS, long-term outcomes, Marshmallow Test, MarshmallowMayhem, new study, popular belief, predictive test, psychological assessment, Reliability, self-control, Social Science, toddlers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

So, like, you know that test with the marshmallows where they see if you can resist eating it? Well, turns out it doesn’t mean squat about how you gonna turn out as an adult! Like, who knew, right?

Anyway, come join our Minecraft server, where we don’t care if you can resist the marshmallow temptation or not. We just want you to build epic stuff and have a blast! Plus, we have a secret underground marshmallow farm where you can sneak a taste whenever you want. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual marshmallows and become the ultimate marshmallow master in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GoatZone Reborn: Where Pixelmon reign supreme, only the whitelisted survive the community craziness!

Community, Craziness, Gaming Revamp Discord Channels Friends Giveaways Prizes Events Activities Competitions Hangout Memories Unforgettable Join Server Survival Sandbox Valheim Events Awesome, GoatZone, Modded, Pixelmon, reborn, Reign, SUPREME, SURVIVE, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Villages Defended:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Weekly Game Nights	Join us every week for scheduled game nights.
Diverse Channels	Discord server packed with channels for all your needs.
	Lively and friendly group always online to chat or game with.
Monthly Giveaways	Participate in monthly giveaways for a chance to win prizes.
Community Game Servers	Host own Minecraft server and other survival sandbox games.
Events & Activities	Host a range of events, in-server activities, and in-game competitions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join GoatZone Reborn?

A: You can join us by following this link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4

Q: Can I participate in the weekly game nights if I’m not a competitive gamer?

A: Absolutely! Our game nights cater to all types of gamers, whether you’re looking to compete or just have a good time.

Q: Are there any specific requirements to join the community?

A: We welcome all players and have a policy of inclusivity, so as long as you are respectful towards others, you are welcome to join.

Q: How often are the monthly giveaways held?

A: Monthly giveaways are held once a month, giving you a chance to win exciting prizes.

Q: Can I suggest games to host on the community game servers?

A: We are always open to suggestions, and if there’s a game that the community is interested in, we can look into hosting it on our servers.

WebCraft Server

posting webms, Server, Thread, WebCraft, webm, webm community, webm content, webm content creators, webm creators, webm discussion, webm enthusiasts, webm files, webm format, webm forum, webm posting, webm sharing, webm sharing platform, webm thread, webm thread discussion, webm uploads, webm videos, webms

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Animals Bred:	57
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You’ll be rolling on the floor laughing as he tells jokes about creepers and villagers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, this is a webm thread and you must post webms to survive the madness!

Minecraft SMP name: “StableDiffusionMC – /sdg/ Society of Silly Shenanigans”

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Executed stalin style, Forge, inpaint, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, phoenix edition, PonyXL style, Reforge, SDG, Shenanigans, silly, smp, society, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDiffusionMC, webui

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7695	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate experience of being executed Stalin style only to come back as a phoenix! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and thrilling respawn mechanic in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is filled with crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From ComfyUI to AMD installations, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the PDXL Prompt Guide – it’s a game-changer!

But that’s not all, folks. We have models that will make your jaw drop, ControlNet for ultimate control, and even AI boorus for all your AI needs. Plus, our Discord is filled with like-minded players who are just as insane as you are.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just respawn as a phoenix and rule the server with an iron fist!

SnapchatSneak Minecraft Server

bedroom experimentation, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, couples therapy, emotional boundaries, Group Chat, infidelity concerns, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of trust, Minecraft, open relationship, privacy, privacy invasion, relationship conflict, relationship dynamics, Server, snapchat, SnapchatSneak, third party involvement, Threesome, trust issues

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
New Chunks Explored:	487487	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in transparency and sharing is caring! Just like this player who wanted to see messages, we encourage all players to share their chat logs with everyone for the ultimate trust-building experience.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, intrigue, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to ask, “AITA for wanting to look at messages?”

But fear not, because on our server, anything goes! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this one. So come on in and see what adventures await you – just make sure to share those messages!

CousinCraftLoveGuru

advice, age difference, age gap, aita, cousin, CousinCraftLoveGuru, DATING, Dedicated, dream, family, Gifts, Grandma, INTENSE, Mature, Older Women, perfect partner, relationships, single, Stunning, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like my cousin’s relationship with his older girlfriend, our server is full of surprises. You never know what you’ll find around the corner or who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a llama who’s secretly a wizard.

And just like my cousin’s girlfriend, our server is dedicated to making you feel special. We’ll shower you with gifts and make sure you’re having the time of your life. Who needs a 60-year-old grandma when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in the form of a pixelated pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PurrfectPals Minecraft SMP

affectionate cats, best cat breed, cat breeds, cat care, cat characteristics, cat personalities, domestic cats, exotic cats, feline friends, fur babies, hypoallergenic cats, indoor cats, intelligent cats, low maintenance cats, Minecraft, mixed breed cats, outdoor cats, pet ownership, playful cats, popular cat breeds, purebred cats, PurrfectPals, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of what is the best cat breed once and for all! Our server is filled with cat lovers who will stop at nothing to prove that their favorite breed is superior. From epic battles between Siamese and Persians to heated debates over the merits of Maine Coons versus Ragdolls, you’ll never look at cats the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden temple dedicated to the elusive Sphynx cat, guarded by a fierce army of creepers. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth behind the best cat breed? Join us and find out!

ForeverCrafted

ageless, aging, childhood habits, Forever Young, ForeverCrafted, growing up, habits, Maturity, never changing, never evolving, never getting old, never growing out of, never maturing, never outgrew, never outgrowing, never too old, Nostalgia, outgrowing, perpetual youth, staying young, Timeless

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you still waiting for that growth spurt that never came? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll grow… in skills and resources! Join us and watch as your building abilities reach new heights, just like that growth spurt you’ve been waiting for. Who needs a growth spurt when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Join us now and leave your height woes behind!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

anti-drone, Conflict, Counter-Drone, Defense, Drone Detection, electronic warfare, EW System, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Recovered, Russian, secret weapon, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	3562

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like explosions and secret russian stuff? well boi do we have the server for u!

join our server and u can be part of the epic quest to recover the secret russian counter-drone EW system in the Kursk Region. u will have to fight off evil drones, solve puzzles, and maybe even make friends with a russian spy or two.

why join our server, u ask? well, besides the epic quest, we have the best pixelated explosions u will ever see. blow up ur enemies in style and watch them go boom boom.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventure u will ever experience in minecraft. trust us, u won’t regret it.