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BanterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

I’m Not Useless Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of being called useless? Join our Minecraft server and show off your skills in building, crafting, and surviving! We have a special plugin that rewards players for scrolling through the server’s main page for 8 hours straight – think of all the virtual pennies you’ll earn! Plus, rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg himself plays on our server and he’s always looking for new recruits to help him build his pixelated empire. So come on, join us and prove that you’re not useless after all!

Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	701	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

WarNationsMC

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Votes:	2242	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Animals Bred:	103

Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

178.33.104.69:2641

Limecraft Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7635
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

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V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1004	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense