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The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

amusement, banter, chuckles, comedy, Comical, creeper, Entertainment, Fun, funny, giggles, humor, Humorous, jest, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, light-hearted humor, lighthearted, Minecraft, sarcasm, satire, smp, Thread, WIT, witticism

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mines Excavated:	2021
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	293

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

advertisement, banter, blocky, brand recognition, branding, Content Creation, COVER Corp, Cover Corporation, Cover media, Digital Marketing, influencer collaboration, internet culture, meaning of official Cover media, Minecraft, Official, official Cover media, online presence, Promotion, smp, social media, status update, viral marketing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine for rare blocks made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like pros.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

acceptance, banter, blocky, emotional, empowerment, Expectations, gender, gender dysphoria, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Identity, ITT, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal journey, Self Discovery, Server, should have been a girl, society, Support, transformation, Transgender, transitioning, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Votes:	3425
New Chunks Explored:	461600	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, derogatory remarks, discrimination, discriminatory language, disrespectful comments, divisive language, harmful language, harmful speech, Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, hurtful language, inflammatory remarks, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, offensive remarks, prejudice, racial slurs, racism, Server, Transphobia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But little did they know, the chest was actually a mimic and started chasing them around the map! It was a hilarious sight to see as they frantically tried to escape while being chased by a chest with legs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Yes, you heard that right. Players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /pg/ – Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Minecraft, Persona, persona 3, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, persona 5, persona 5 the phantom x, Persona 5B.jp, Persona 5U.jp, Persona Arena, Persona art, Persona birthday chart, Persona Concerts, Persona draw corner, Persona General, Persona guides, Persona ISO, Persona media assets, persona music, Persona spammer tech, Persona stage plays, Persona X, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: a land where Persona 5 characters roam free, battling it out in epic PvP battles. Want to pre-register for Persona 5: The Phantom X? Well, you can do that here while building your very own pixelated palace.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to exclusive content like Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- available on all platforms. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious domains like P5U.jp and P5B.jp – what secrets do they hold? Only one way to find out!

Join us now for a chance to explore the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of Persona ISOs and concert recordings. It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

204534784, banter, Cum, Edition, fascists, Med, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3229	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything too seriously! We call it the Fascists cum edition because we’re all about uniting players in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible.

Join us for epic battles where the only weapons allowed are rubber chickens and banana peels. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot glitter from their horns.

But beware, there’s a secret hidden within the server that only the bravest players can uncover. Legend has it that there’s a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until you cry. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there!

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Alumn, ARMIS, Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, HoloRedHeads, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ores Mined:	3729
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8232	Star Shards Collected:	99
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the HoloRedHeads Edition, where you’ll meet legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of building towering castles with just a flick of his wrist. Or how about Axel Syrios, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”?

But wait, there’s more! Gavis Bettel is known for taming dragons and riding them into battle, while Machina X Flayon can craft enchanted weapons that will make your enemies tremble in fear. Banzoin Hakka is a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind, and Josuiji Shinri is a PvP champion who never backs down from a fight.

And don’t forget about our alumni, Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, who have left a legacy of epic builds and daring adventures for you to explore. On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is a dinosaur whisperer who can summon prehistoric creatures to aid him in battle, while Goldbullet is a treasure hunter who has uncovered hidden loot in every corner of the map.

Octavio is a master of disguise who can sneak past any mob without being detected, and Crimzon Ruze is a wizard who can cast spells that will protect you from harm. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and become a legend in your own right!

No Taker Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusement, banter, Chuckle, Comical, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jest, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, no Taker, no TakerHAHAHAHAHHAHA, Ridiculous, sarcasm, silly, smp, Taker, Witty

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mines Excavated:	2450	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5220

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Potions Brewed:	55
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

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Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Votes:	3111	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	251	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Towns Built:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1225	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	873612	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

Ancient, Ancient civilization, Ancient Romans, ancient rome, Civilization, Cooking, Culinary, culinary history, culture, Food, food history, History, Mediterranean, Oil, Olive, olive oil, olive oil scrapping, Román, Roman cuisine, Roman culture, Rome, Scrappers, Scrapping, Thoughts

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Divine Spears Created:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!