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NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dimension Hops:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

JPopJam Minecraft Server

AGI, ai, anime fandom, anime intro, Artificial Intelligence, creativity, digital art, Entertainment, FANTASY, Future, imagination, innovation, J-pop, JPopJam, machine learning, Minecraft, music generation, music production, pop culture, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs and intros? Well, look no further because our server is powered by AI that creates J-Pop songs for our anime-inspired intros in just 8 seconds! That’s right, we’ve got the technology of the future right here in Minecraft land. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and mind-blowing creations. Who needs AGI when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

VacayExclusion Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, consequences, cousin, discipline, Drama, exclusion, family trip, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overprotective, Petty, Police, resort, Safety, Server, Trust, vacation, vacation activities, VacayExclusion

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	95
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.

But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!

GraduationGriefCraft

ALARM, CAR, ceremony, chain, crying, disc lock, entitled brat, ENTITLEMENT, family, Fist Fight, graduation gowns, GraduationGriefCraft, high school graduation, MOTORCYCLE, photos, posing, ripped gown, rotor, TANK, working on, Yelling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

complete joke, diminished status, disgrace, Disrespected, Downfall, fallen from grace, former glory, former greatness, former prestige, highly respected, jokes, Laughingstock, lost credibility, mockery, no longer admired, now ridiculed, once revered, outdated ideals, public perception, reputation, RespectCraft, tarnished image

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mines Excavated:	4282	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

cartcraft, convenience, convenience store, Durable, efficient, Frustration, grocery cart, grocery store, hassle-free, maintenance, non-wobbly, Quality, rare experience, Reliable, shopping, Smooth, smooth ride, smooth running, Stability, STURDY, supermarket, wheels, WobbleFree

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3735	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

AI deception, BoomerCraft, Boomers, Deception, Easily fooled, easily tricked, generation gap, gift card scams, gullible, Indian scammers, lack of critical thinking, lack of savviness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Naive, older generation, Server, susceptible, technology illiterate, Trusting, trusting nature, unquestioning, vulnerable

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	803	Dragon Eggs Found:	7384
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

30 year old girlfriend, 30yoGF, age discrimination, age gap, age preference, age stereotypes, ageist beliefs, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, deserving love, finding love, generational differences, long-term relationships, love without boundaries, Maturity, Minecraft, partner preference, relationship expectations, relationships, Server, societal norms, Zoomer

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	888599
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

Button, ButtonBloopersMC, Caution, consequences, consequences of curiosity, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, do not press, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, Mysterious, office humor, office mischief, office prank, secret, temptation, Warning, Workplace, workplace antics, workplace shenanigans

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Towns Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!